I'll be honest with you.. That was probably one of the most twacked out brag post I've ever read..
My word! As a caveat: readers hereof forewarned: I'm so regrettably inebriated off of Sky Vodka, Gin, my beloved Hennessey, and who-knows-how-the-fucking-fuck-much phenobarbital. I shouldn't write this comment, but who gives a flying rat's ass? No anxiety and inscrutable social decorum to ruminate incessantly over: fuck YEAH!
3 lines and 4 rips isnt much at all
For a methamphetamine greenhorn, I beg—no, threaten—to differ my virtual friend. I was so libidinously horny and sex-crazed after the first smoke, I actually masturbated and ejaculated in front of this bloke, after he insisted upon seeing my dick. He even gave me a BJ afterward. And since I'm not gay, I just poor myself a cup of Vodka to forget. Oh, fuck! Why, Ganesha, did I let this strange man blow me? Please, oh lord above, bestow me with the wherewithal to drink 'til my regret is relinquished
and and what makes you so sure it was clean shit especially if it was your first time and it was probably the Rx amp that you were on...
Nah, nah nah....no. There was something distinctly different about the shit I smoked and snorted. I felt incredibly horny. I felt like Superman with a sex addiction. I dunno if it was methamphetamine, but it certainly was NOT Adderal. Hold on, a second. I need more Vodka and barbs.....
Sounds like you fucked a tinkle tweakers thewhore for some me of his homade "unalloyed methamphetamine "....
I dunno, man. I met this bloke in dumpster outback of a strip club. I saw his bike, thought I'd steal it, and out pops this hyperactive tweaker from rubbage can. He was diving for pics of pretty pussy. I waltz on over, all nonchalant 'n shit. I was gonna expropriate his bike, no doubt, cause I was real drunk that day—I mean, a whole 12-pack-of-Miller-high-life-plus-some-benzos drunk.
I think in America, they call it cuckoldry. I just wanted some fine pussy, man. And, chief, she was a zaftig! (blibity blah, Blah blibity. I couldn't spell to save my balls. I know I spelt this 'z' word incorrectly, but how? Ah, shit! Just Goole it, yah inane twats! Arghh!)
Did he only give you those three lines and four rips or do he gi6ve you the rest that way You can share you experience with you're boyfriend
Are you insulting me? I can't tell 'cause I've got Aspergers. Oh, fuck me! Why the shit did I say that? I'll regret it tonight. But that's what booze and downers are for, no?