Now that we've left the EU, that was our last chance to win the Euro cup. It's a shame, because in four years' time we'll have the same team, but they'll have grown some hair on their testicles and be quite a decent force. We would have had a good chance of actually winning a knockout game.
Maybe we can get a wild-card entry into the Asian Federation Cup? If the Aussies can enter Eurovision, then surely we can play in their footy cup?
We've invaded a load of these countries in the past, so we're probably still on good terms.