itchyscratchy
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"thanks sweetheart" ? Nah, I wouldn't think about adding insult to injury. ...I guess I'm not a dick like that. Hey, cool banner JJ. 
I picked up two jabs from my new guy, Sun. I'm driving down 290, passed up a state trooper sitting on the side, Driving along, totally forgot about that cop that I saw about 15 mins. ago. I'm zigging and zagging through bumper to bumper traffic and I look in the rearview and that same state trooper is behind me! I'm in the right lane, I go to move into the middle lane and he lit me up. So i pull over(prior to that I was on the phone with my girl[I dropped the phone into my lap])I'm thinking he wants to give me a ticket for the phone, instead, he begins with the hard questioning.(he said he pulled me over for following to close. I can't even argue that.) Slick pig! "where are you coming from" "from my friends" "have you ever been arrested, When?" "yes, crack,(it was dope last April) about a year ago" "is there anythuing in the car or on your person?" "No, I don't even drink anymore" "Mind if I check?""I've been instructed by my lawyer not to let people search my vehicle" "if you have anything, I'm going to find it." I'm fucking high and have cotton mouth so bad, I can hardly talk. I tell him that I'm late for work and please be quick about it. He asks me what time I'm supposed to be at work and I don't even know what time of day it is. I gave him some random number and he tells me that I'm late already. He tells me to step out of my car, go to the back and put my hands on the trunk. He starts searching me, I have two jabs in the crack of my ass and I'm wearing sweatpants he's fucking pulling and patting, looking down my pants and I'm trying to be as relaxed as possible while clentching my buttcheeks together! Next, he tells me to take off my shoes and I'm fucking thinking about how many years I
m going to do in the penn. So I'm standing on the side of the 290 with no shoes on while he's looking and I'm just waiting for the shit to fall out. (I'm not a "big guy" like Pizza so there's not that much realestate in my buttcrack! LOL!) So he gives me my shoes back and it looked SO fucking awkward when I'm putting them on! lol. He tells me he's giving me a warning. I went straight to my job cause I didn't want to run into him on the express way. It's almost like he was waiting for ME to pass. But why so long!? I asked him why would he be searhing me and he said because I was arrested for drugs in the past and was coming from the westside. Grand/Ogden westside? More like yuppie side! I got on at Western and got pulled over at Central. That's a little distance.
Yeah, so how was your day?! LOL! And the guy that got me that connect, was stressing me about going to Algonquin the next day, after I worked 14 fucking hours. I'm like "dude you'll get your shit but I'm really tired!" Nope, I guess being tired is not a good enough reason to not wanting to get right back in the car and spend another 3 hours in it. So now, I'm a liar and a flake cause I don't want to kill someone on the street going to hand-deliver 3 measly bags after being up for more than 36 hours straight. Whatever, I got business in Elgin Fri., and that's when I'm gonna get the shit to him. If thats not good enough...I guess I'm just a baaaad man.
Speaking of staying up, does anybody else get insomnia when they're high? I slept to catch up. From midnight last night to 3PM today! That usually never happens. If I sleep 6 hours straight through, Im very lucky!
Anyway, be good you'all!
After this batch, i'm gonna ease back a little. Too many cops in my life lately.
Peace!
Oh yeah, and the shit I've been using lately is "#1"stamp baggie and its that light grey dope(fucking radioactively hot!) Can someone help me figure out how to upload pics.? I want to upload some heroin porn! hehehehe.... -_-
I picked up two jabs from my new guy, Sun. I'm driving down 290, passed up a state trooper sitting on the side, Driving along, totally forgot about that cop that I saw about 15 mins. ago. I'm zigging and zagging through bumper to bumper traffic and I look in the rearview and that same state trooper is behind me! I'm in the right lane, I go to move into the middle lane and he lit me up. So i pull over(prior to that I was on the phone with my girl[I dropped the phone into my lap])I'm thinking he wants to give me a ticket for the phone, instead, he begins with the hard questioning.(he said he pulled me over for following to close. I can't even argue that.) Slick pig! "where are you coming from" "from my friends" "have you ever been arrested, When?" "yes, crack,(it was dope last April) about a year ago" "is there anythuing in the car or on your person?" "No, I don't even drink anymore" "Mind if I check?""I've been instructed by my lawyer not to let people search my vehicle" "if you have anything, I'm going to find it." I'm fucking high and have cotton mouth so bad, I can hardly talk. I tell him that I'm late for work and please be quick about it. He asks me what time I'm supposed to be at work and I don't even know what time of day it is. I gave him some random number and he tells me that I'm late already. He tells me to step out of my car, go to the back and put my hands on the trunk. He starts searching me, I have two jabs in the crack of my ass and I'm wearing sweatpants he's fucking pulling and patting, looking down my pants and I'm trying to be as relaxed as possible while clentching my buttcheeks together! Next, he tells me to take off my shoes and I'm fucking thinking about how many years I
m going to do in the penn. So I'm standing on the side of the 290 with no shoes on while he's looking and I'm just waiting for the shit to fall out. (I'm not a "big guy" like Pizza so there's not that much realestate in my buttcrack! LOL!) So he gives me my shoes back and it looked SO fucking awkward when I'm putting them on! lol. He tells me he's giving me a warning. I went straight to my job cause I didn't want to run into him on the express way. It's almost like he was waiting for ME to pass. But why so long!? I asked him why would he be searhing me and he said because I was arrested for drugs in the past and was coming from the westside. Grand/Ogden westside? More like yuppie side! I got on at Western and got pulled over at Central. That's a little distance.
Yeah, so how was your day?! LOL! And the guy that got me that connect, was stressing me about going to Algonquin the next day, after I worked 14 fucking hours. I'm like "dude you'll get your shit but I'm really tired!" Nope, I guess being tired is not a good enough reason to not wanting to get right back in the car and spend another 3 hours in it. So now, I'm a liar and a flake cause I don't want to kill someone on the street going to hand-deliver 3 measly bags after being up for more than 36 hours straight. Whatever, I got business in Elgin Fri., and that's when I'm gonna get the shit to him. If thats not good enough...I guess I'm just a baaaad man.
Speaking of staying up, does anybody else get insomnia when they're high? I slept to catch up. From midnight last night to 3PM today! That usually never happens. If I sleep 6 hours straight through, Im very lucky!
Anyway, be good you'all!
After this batch, i'm gonna ease back a little. Too many cops in my life lately.
Peace!
Oh yeah, and the shit I've been using lately is "#1"stamp baggie and its that light grey dope(fucking radioactively hot!) Can someone help me figure out how to upload pics.? I want to upload some heroin porn! hehehehe.... -_-
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