I'm going over to live in Europe in May/June and I want to take a sheet of acid over with me. I'm too scared to take it on the plane, so I was thinking of faxing it over before hand.
Can anyone tell me if this will work?
Yes, and first blow all the bad shit out of the telephone line by finding a politician or media person whining about the fake opioid cr$i$, use cellophane tape to tape five pieces of A4 black construction paper together into a loop after feeding the ends into the Mojo Wire (Xerox Telecopier, aka fax machine, invented by Raoul Duke and signed away to Xerox in the throes of a drug frenzy as detailed in
Fear & Loathing: On The Campaign Trail '72), and let the loop run and send the fax for 15 hours.
Alternatively, you can transfer it via computer -- use UUCP, XModem CRC, YModem 1K, ZModem, or Kermit without any additional compression, which can alter the molecular structure and leave you with a different, related, and possibly toxic ergot derivative or worse; simply e-mailing as an attachment has a lot of unknown variables and XModem Checksum and raw ISO 8859 text methods can cause it to pick up residual strychnine and atropine from the telephone line.
Incidentally, soaking some blotter paper with a solution of tramadol and scanning it, then compressing the scan with Lempel-Ziv compression can turn it into a much more powerful analogue of O-desmethyltramadol which is 69 times stronger than tapentadol, 15 times stronger than Bolivian Marching Powder, and can cause contact with The Holy Ghost, Buddha, JC, Elijah, and a momentary fuzzy apparition of the XII. Imam in high doses.
Transferring rather than faxing, or using Microsoft Outlook, Lotus CC Mail or the like to send the fax to another recipient actually is better, because on the other side, the printer can be chosen -- you must use an HP or AEG laser printer (ink jet only works for fentanyl, carfentanil, pharoahfentanyl, and etonitazene) a Linotronic machine used for printing books and newspapers, or a four-colour rotogravure printing press to get full potency, with the usual glossy paper in the latter case. In all other cases, either blotter paper or paper with at least 36 per cent linen in it should be used.