Thanks for the alley-oop ComfortablyNumb. Sometimes I feel like the lonely voice, prowling around the back alleys of the internet, recommending yet another substance to be saluted, soluted and injected into the rectum. As a result, there are always these rumors about my sexual preferences. Let's just get this straight, I am 100% not gay for starters. Secondly, it's totally okay to be gay. I got nothing against the LGBTQ population of either BL or the world at-large (here's looking at you Saudi Arabia), but I need it to be known that I am not gay. Definitely not gay. I'm so straight carpenters use me to sure up foundations. I'm so straight that I am a cosmic singularity and I am starting to confuse my black hole friends. Not against gay people at all, I'm just not.
I mean, they can do whatever they want as far as I'm concerned. Live at let live right? So what does it matter really, in the truly grand scheme of things if I am or not? Who cares? I'm not gay though. I got kicked off a United flight once for "being too straight and attracting attention". They called the FAA. There was an investigation. I was fined 50$, had to pick up used condoms at Gallagher Station every other Sunday, but was proven to be without any question in the mind of the Prosecution's expert sex witness or a jury of my peers, straight.
Sure, I guess, things have happened in my life that might be considered in a super dubious way, kind of gay. It's like I told the court, at the time, everybody at my school was jacking off with their best friends every day after school. It's just boys being boys... doing stuff with, to and for boys. Stop fucking talking about it. I'm with comfortably numb here, "too many hoes in my mothafucking meal". Now if you wouldn't all mind, I'm stepping out with Simone in my baby blue tuxedo with coattails, top hat and cane, as we are going on a much deserved date to this little bistro around the corner, Burger King. I'm wicked straight guy.
Right?
Let us know how everything goes and what you decide OP alright?