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BL Domestic Goddess & Amoeba Thread

I don"t wear these cleaning the loo or anything but i quite like dorning them with my pinny for some good ole' 50'd housewife play 8)

Make up Flo? - you should see my games, I like the full regalia =D Apart from the games I do all natural the rest of the time..

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oooo beautiful. I do actually have a tiara that I have been known to wear when hoovering ... I hate hoovering and it adds a touch of the surreal which often helps..we really need a shoe porn thread but we may over excite certain individuals <3 in different kind of ways....
 
inflorescence said:
oooo beautiful. I do actually have a tiara that I have been known to wear when hoovering ... I hate hoovering and it adds a touch of the surreal which often helps..we really need a shoe porn thread but we may over excite certain individuals <3 in different kind of ways....
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My man does the hoovering, we have an agreed division of household duties as we both both work. Though the cats' litter boxes cause dissent :\

I think we had a shoe porn threat - must ask Julie to resercut if i I can find it in the archives. r I remember it quire exciting for the members :D

I also have an assortment of pinnies none I'm naked under alas, but that's always easily photographed i n the right mood....which generally I's not for public compsumption :| Drug bribes welcome :D

Key yer legs out flo!
 
kate said:
My man does the hoovering, we have an agreed division of household duties as we both both work.
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When I have a husband he is going to do all the housework aside from anything kitchen related as I will be the chef so slave is definitely his role. Isn't that the way it should be? ;) I like organising things and making rooms look nice though so he can leave that to me.

Definitely changing the bed is one job I'm keen to keep swerving, fucking hell. Just as I had mastered the art of the single last year I am now faced with the epic battle with my double every couple of weeks. As I am 5ft 4 and the bed is far longer than me it is a struggle which quickly makes me wish I'd never bothered starting at all.
 
SummerSerenade said:
When I have a husband
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Hahaha! That's 'if', not 'when', dear, unless you can rope in some poor sap with a nice bank balance and a poor trouble detector. ;)

In the meantime, you're welcome to have an 'epic battle' with my sheets should you suddenly have an epiphany and realise what's good for you.

Bob Funkhouse said:
I just filled the dishwasher and washing machine. Domestic God?
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You were already a God, Bob, but aye. That edges it. :D
 
Total meltdown watching this man fold a fitted sheet. I am having a flush.

Actually I am told I incorrectly stack the dishwasher so that is his domain now...clean and deodoriseryer dishwasher every now and again by shoving vinegar (white preferably) and bicarb powder in the drawer and run it empty on hottest wash. Also if you run out of dishwasher tabs a small amount of laundry/powder biological will work as a detergent EXACTLY the same and at a much cheaper cost.....
 
Such an honour! :eek:

I used to be almost borderline OCD with my cleaning, but then the student lifestyle/drugs got the better of me... ;)

*edit* - however, I did used to find after the worst of Meph comedowns I always used to blitz my flat. Handy after all the chaos caused during them. Never was one for doing anything productive like yourself on it though inflo.
 
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An ironed shirt is a betrayal of your fellow human beings. If we all just agreed that clothes are wrinkly, nobody would have to bother ironing. Billions of hours could be saved every year to be spent with family. And all that electricity wasted. But y'know, screw the Maldives. I need my shirt to not have lines on it!
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I would be all up for starting a wrinkly clothes campaign. I fucking dread the day Mrs Snolls decides she's changing from polo shirts into the button down long sleeved affairs cos I really cannot be fucked ironing them OR sending her in like she fell asleep in her work get-up.

kate said:
So no one keeps there veg peelings for stock? Oh well..
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Naw, though we're on a healthy eating kick now until about tomorrow so will bear that in mind :D Attempting to grow a herb garden but it's probs not gonna last cos of the three plants we bought, I am absolutely mad into eating basil and the mint can be used in tea soooo.

I really need to learn about this domestic goddess thing more, was having a debate with my missus cos she couldn't understand how I've learned to cook without being directly instructed and insisted on ringing her mate because she didn't believe sweet potatoes don't need keeping in the fridge because 'how the fuck do you know that?'
 
snolly said:
...I really need to learn about this domestic goddess thing more, was having a debate with my missus cos she couldn't understand how I've learned to cook without being directly instructed and insisted on ringing her mate because she didn't believe sweet potatoes don't need keeping in the fridge because 'how the fuck do you know that?'
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There's not really any magic in domestic goddessing apart from wanting to take hold of your household in terms of having it run smoothly in such irks as organisation, budgeting and providing a consistent comfortable home environment and experience you want. Alas, it takes a bit of thinking and planning. I hate living in shitty conditions, home comforts and good hygiene are crucial to my well-being. I never want to go to the fridge and find it empty, nor have no clean laundry, nor a clean calm space to relax in, a nice bed to sleep in, nor money to buy what i need for my home. To make sure I live like I want to I get my domestics sorted :D Pinny or not :!

You can do it a million and one ways, it just takes deciding what's right for you and getting a plan on the go and sticking to it. Budgeting is a major thang. Of course that depends if you wanna spend all your money on drugs etc n' not home then that's your decision. I prioritise a stable home first, then the hedonistics thereafter. Though at the moment i don't have addiction issues, so that helps :\ With addiction and other issues its obviously not so easy.

I do <3 all this home shit and have always done so, especially rearing 2 boys on my own, well you'd want to be yeh.

You learn some canny, frugal skills along the way. My biggie was budgeting. Budgeting and sticking it out, made the biggest difference to my family's quality of life.

Apologies for the seriousness of this post :eek: sure i'm going on about granny sucking eggs lol
 
Pheeeww...

I've just blitzed/reclaimed by bedroom at my folks house. Since I rarely stay over when I come to visit normally... my Mum had taken over my spare bed/half the room with linen & other things. Just tidied it all, put it under the duvet so it can't be seen & shoved a heap of stuff under both beds. (without Meph Inflo... ;))

Finished it all off by changing my bed & hoovering... a very productive domestic afternoon. Nice to have my room back. :)

That's probably my quota met for cleaning for the rest of 2014.
 
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wow, sounds like you outdid the domestic godness there Chatty. Hopefully you won't need to think about that again for the rest of 2014!


I know oor Marmz likes the mooncup, but other options are available for monthly bleeding . Like the home made cloth and commensurate cleaning - did I say cleansing process :p
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apologies for the last poor scan of a sketch, I'm bloody awful at that kinda stuff :D
 
Blitzed the kitchen yesterday, felt damn good when it was done. So good that we actually spent most the rest of the night in there smoking weed and talking cos it's the nicest room in the house now.

Also just had a baffling conversation; Mrs Snolls came home from work to pick summat up and I asked her what she wants for dinner. Spaghetti bolognese. But without mushrooms or onions. I have no idea if they're mandatory or if that's just how I've learnt to make it but oh my god what the hell can I actually put in it? I have carrots, swede, turnip, basil, mint, none of which sound brilliant in all honesty. Could do some sort of ghetto chilli I guess.
 
I was up at 2 last night doing the dishes. I'm the honorary housewife in my family, being the grown daughter of a single father so used to bachelordom (I only moved in last year). I have a shitty stinking head cold, but I managed to DHC+caffeine my way past it and do the dishes. I was also on benzos, which might have been why I dropped a bowl and stood there laughing at the fact it didn't break, but at least I did the fuck out of those dishes. Now dad's made himself bacon and eggs and managed to use up the maximum amount of crockery for it. Help!
 
Kota said:
Now dad's made himself bacon and eggs and managed to use up the maximum amount of crockery for it. Help!
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that should be 1 pan/skillet then?

i always fail to see what is so damn hard about doing the dishes. its a simple task, and rewarding too.
what i dont see the point of is unfreezing the refrigerators. what is up with that?
 
kingme said:
that should be 1 pan/skillet then?

i always fail to see what is so damn hard about doing the dishes. its a simple task, and rewarding too.
what i dont see the point of is unfreezing the refrigerators. what is up with that?
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plus separate plates for the bacon and each egg ... :(
I don't mind the dishes that much. It's just that I'm ill.
 
Kota said:
plus separate plates for the bacon and each egg ... :(
I don't mind the dishes that much. It's just that I'm ill.
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that is a clear sign he is testing you. no bachelor would ever abuse so many plates. real men use disposable plastic or cardboard plates. one/day for everything. reuse the next day if not punctured or greased up beyond recognition
 
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