Hahahah I know you're jealous
You'll get a laugh out of this though. I just tried to toss n wash 6g of kratom and failed miserably. Consider this karma for my MXE whoring.
Firstly, I put a little orange juice in my mouth, then tried to dump a good portion of the kratom I weighed out in my mouth. I then realized that even 1/5 of 6g was a lot of powder to swallow, and put more orange juice in my mouth and got the first bit down, but with some sticking to my lips and still remaining in my mouth. I could tell this wasn't going to be easy. Repeat this 3 more times until I have about 2/5 of it left, so ALMOST there.
So, I attempt to dump the entire portion left in my mouth just to get it over with. Oh my, big mistake. This clumps up terribly, the texture is HORRIBLE. I gag. Since the "concoction" of orange juice and powdered kratom was at the back of my throat, my gag reflex made me swallow it, but not entirely. I then gagged again and knew it was game over. HORRIBLE HORRIBLE texture, HORRIBLE taste, I fucking vomit twice in the sink, first ALL of the kratom I had just swallowed, then a bit of the pizza I just ate. And of course a bunch of orange juice.
Wasted ALL that time for nothing, as I know I vomited all that shit back up. Sat there cleaning out my mouth of kratom powder for a good 10 minutes. It was literally stuck to my mouth in lots of places, mostly my tongue. Like there was a big brown blotch on my tongue, even after using mouth wash 4 times trying to clean my mouth of kratom. I spit probably 75 times, and every time I spit out bits of powder. Since I threw up, I also had kratom in my nose when I blew my nose. It was disgusting. I FINALLY got it all out of my mouth and am spitting clean. Had to toothpick some of it out of my teeth...
My god was that the worst texture and taste in the world. It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't CLUMP and turn into like dirt. It literally sticks to the entire inside of my mouth AND my throat. What the fuck. How am I supposed to eat this without putting it in capsules or parachuting, which is crazy for 6g. That would be like 30 capsules. 6g is so much powder.
I might try the yogurt thing. Tea is out of the question, I know the taste will be vile. I don't have any capsules to put it in, and parachuting 6g would take a lot of parachuting.