Heres one for all you's imagination:
That shit was comming outta this guys ass with so much pressure, you know, like a fire hose, and you know that that means:
The shit/piss saturated toilet water HAD to have splattered up througout this guy's entire ass, like brownish paint all over his hairy buns and the circumference of his now probably bleeding hole.
When such an event happens, no ammount of toalet paper will be enough to completely clean the shit from this guy's ass. I mean, the only way to completely clean that shit is fo him to take a shower and use lots of soap and scrub hard, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth on the hairy asshole and surrounding areas for at least 20 minutes.
Did this guy have access to a shower at work and have enough time to wipe his torn ass sqweaky clean? My guess is no.... so this poor guy must have spent the rest of the day with his ass hairs entangled with shit particles... his ass was probably itching like hell and developing a severe rash, not to mention stinking up the whole floor and having flys gathering arround his ass ...
Poor guy...
...now where's the other half of my sandwich?
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[This message has been edited by FuzzyWuzzy (edited 30 January 2000).]