I noticed two squirrels staring down at my pocket, and then they started whispering back in forth, I started getting paranoid, so I started speed walking and they followed me and I heard one of them say "Quickly, we must
snatch his beans", I then began running while yelling at the top of my lungs "NO,NO, N*E*THING BUT MY BEANS, HELP "!!! Finally up and out of the sky, PAPA SMURF flies down to rescue me and all the while he's grunting and humming La,La,LA,LA,LA,LA--LA,LA,LA,LA,LAAAAA
while regulating on both of the squirrels!
I was pleasantly satisfied, skipping down the sidewalk and chanting "God, save the beans" and praising the mighty PAPA SMURF, cause after all it's all about him for the night.
I then hear.......