“Stolen” scripts

[DontFrownAClown]

I’m here to get some tips for my good friend Charles. He just refilled his xan and adder yesterday. He then sold them all to go gamble (dumbass) . He then lost all the money and is kicking himself.

Charles informed me that he has a plan to file a police report for stolen property from his car. He says that he will report his backpack was taken , which had his meds in it...but plans to show less concern with the meds and more his personal belongings (maybe not mention the meds at all, just get a report).
Charles says he will tell the officers that he planned to stay at the casino hotel which is why he had all his scripts in his bag. But that he ended up leaving early morning and was so tired when he got home that he forgot his stuff in the car.

Charles also said that there has been a history of vehicle and garage break ins at his complex. That the history of break ins will lead to less suspicion. Charles thinks the plan is fail proof but I am skeptical.

Don’t they do a thorough investigations for such things ?
Charles is probably somewhere on casinos surveillance selling his meds.
Can the officers pull tape from the casino? Would they go that far?
If Charles follows through with this absurd plan, what are some pointers I can give him so he isn’t suspicious. Though I do feel like anyone reporting stolen meds are instantly looked at as suspicious.
How does Charles NOT get caught ?

 

[Keif' Richards]

Dude, you seriously need to familiarize yourself with the guidelines of our community. Not only is this not allowed, it's sheer presence on the front page of Basic Drug Discussion will imply to outsiders that we are out to defraud, steal or otherwise deceive people. It really makes us look bad and I really don't appreciate that you would so blatantly insult the principles of our community.

You agree to very specific terms whenever you join the forums and it's unacceptable that you would just ignore them. Be warned dude, anymore material like this will earn you an infraction.

P.S. "Charles" is an idiot and "stolen" and "lost" scripts are generally seen as major red flags to prescribers. "Charles" is lucky to even have said prescriptions still considering how he is selling them and attempting to get more early.