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How to urinate on MDMA (men only)

nolys

nolys

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First off I would just like to say that this thread is completely serious, this isn't a piss take (pun intended) :)

I'm sure a lot of you have had the problem of having a serious urge to pee while rolling but when you get to the toilet you just stand and stare into the bowl unable to squeeze one out. I find it quite uncomfortable and annoying myself and I would like to share my experiance of how I squeeze one out. Also works for other urine retending drugs such as tramadol.

I have no idea and can't remember how I managed to figure this out so don't ask. This works for me, I don't know if it will work for you but its worth a shot.

The 1 thing you need to do this is a cup, glass or anything filled with warm (not hot, to the point where it wouldn't burn on touch).
Well anyways what I do is - get to the bathroom with my container of warm water, drop my pants, pull my foreskin back (uncircumsized) and stick my penis in it... After less than 15 (normally 5) seconds you will start to fell the pee moving through you, yóu get to the point where you are just about to release, then take your dick out and pee as normal.

I was at a festival yesterday in n ireland and was holding it in for 3+hours so I actually went as far as buying a cup of tea, watering it down to a bearable temperature and bringing it to the toilets with me to use as my hot water... It was amazing, because I was extremely uncomfortable until I got it out. It helped me enjoy the festival a lot more

Again this is 100% serious, I'm not messing about, I don't know how a woman would do this for obivious reasons... Lol, but it really helps.

I hope this works for you and if it does I'm glad to help
Stay safe and be sure not to burn your dick ;)

Nolys

EDIT - only put the top of your penis into the cup (your bellend), no idea why or how this works but it does.
 
I have advil will work for this aswell. when i was a kid, i would squeeze and push, and almost pass out , and only be able to get out a few drops, its frustrating.
 
I've always just sat down on the toilet and relaxed.. Give it a minute and I'm flowing like the nile
 
Sometimes when your really rolling that doesn't work when you sit down and relax especially if you've taken it over an extended period of time
Ahh right does ibuprofen work too?
 
thats what ive been told i dont know form experience, i think i actually damaged my bladder from all the trying to pee i did, , relaxing wouldnt work either for me,
 
Ibuprofen would probably work seeing as its a muscle relaxant I suppose but it could take up to 90 minnutes to start taking effect. My method takes 15 seconds :p. I hope this works for other people and not just me...
 
This sounds like it would work, its like when you get into a hot bath an 2 minutes later have to get out for a piss :p
 
I have such a problem with this, especially when your standing in front of the urinal in a club with guys either side and your standing there for 10 minutes like a clown :( only way I've got passed this is rave enough so you sweat it all out
 
Peeps get really hung up on this. I had a mate who sat on the loo for a about two hours and nothing, just a nasty case of frustration ! What will be, will be !! Just relax and don't think about it. The blockage is never permanent.

People worry so much about different things, when they're on gear, that I don't know why they do it.
 
That's why I like to share my experiance with you all, to help you get over it. If your at a club or whatever bring a hot liquid (if possible into the toilet (not urinal, you will look like some sort of jackass lol) and work away. Could someone actually try this for their next roll and tell me if it works for them?
 
+ holding in a piss for 4+ hours can't be good for the kidneys + bladder...
 
I have the tendency of pissing all over myself while I'm rolling and not caring... I'd like a guide on how to avoid that.
 
One odd thing that helps me and others to pee when things feel "locked up" like that, when rolling or like first thing in the morning or whatnot, is to take a full deep breath and very slowly exhale the whole time you're trying to go. Helps to get started and then once you're going its all good.
 
Renz Envy said:
I have the tendency of pissing all over myself while I'm rolling and not caring... I'd like a guide on how to avoid that.
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Fucking LOL.

I pee more frequently while rolling. I don't know what any of you are talking about..
 
Renz Envy said:
I have the tendency of pissing all over myself while I'm rolling and not caring... I'd like a guide on how to avoid that.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
i dont wanna roll with you
it isnt ever that big of a problem.
i just stand and count in my head
takes me less than a minute err time.
 
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