Don't be daft.
I thought you were a very committed alcoholic. Oh well, you have 29 hours in case you change your mind. Think of the grey goose. For defying your lust for vodka, you get treated with lust for even greater vodka. Mmmmm
Pah! Dry January my arse! How dare you part time drinkers flaunt your ability to not have a drink for a whole MONTH in the faces of us serious alcoholics. Boohoo, "I've been drinking far too much recently, so i'd better stop for exactly 31 days and constantly bang on about my 'detox' for the whole time". You make us dedicated boozers sick. 31 fuckin days - do you know how unattainable that is for someone who breaks out into a cold sweat at the mere thought of not being able to get ratarsed until after work? No. Of course you don't, you shandy suppin shit stabbin southern soft shite you. I bet you'll be there with your other smug bastard mates who make up the local dry January temperance movement, mincing in and out of Wetherspoons and Yates Wine Lodges banging your tambourines and chanting "boozers are for losers, I'm a winner not a sinner", or summat.
However, on the stroke of midnight the 31st January, I guarantee you'll be down the local 24 hour garage for a bottle of Glens. You mark my words...
Fuckin ginseng...
Make your own spirits instead. Much cheaper in the long run.
Well, that's 31 days clean of all alcohol, caffeine and refined sugars. Honestly, I'm feeling fantastic. So much energy, clarity of mind and have even lost a stone in weight. I feel that there's actually so much in this life i can achieve like this. Although it's soon February and i'm allowed to drink again, I don't want to. I don't want to poison myself again. There's a whole world out there that needs healing, and i need to be strong and healthy to do my part else I'll never forgive myself.
Guys!! I'm back!! IT'S FEBRUARY (just about) AT LONG LAST!!
LET'S BOND AGAIN!!
With all the money saved, I skipped the Tesco and Glenn's shit and went straight for the best!!
Grey Goose. At four times the price of Glenn's this better be 4 times as nice.
How's sobriety been? Heaven or hell?
I got a box of those the other week. I’m not a fan.
No? Each to their own I suppose.
I quite like a 'hoppy' beer, I also love my IPAs - Williams Joker; Brewdog Punk IPA; etc.
Also, talking about Aldi beer... sometimes I buy those cheap French stubbies... you know then ones I mean? You get 10 in a pack for 3 quid or something. They're usually called 'Biere D'or' depending on the supermarket (however, horrifically they cost over a fiver now because of Scottish alcohol unit price law). I quite like them, a guilty pleasure, most people think it's pishwater (thats because I actually pish into an empty bottle and serve it to them... guffaw), but a couple of wee stubbies while watching shite on the tele is just what the doctor ordered.
Although, as the price has gone up, I may as well buy decent beer for in the house.
I got mine from Lidl...same thing really.
My current beer of choice is another lidl one. Tis a wheat beer called Perlenbacher. I fookin love it but that's partly cos it's cheap tbh
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Yeah that's the one- Blue can with red+yellow symbol with a sword. It does the job just fine.
Tbh I find the packaging of that Pistonhead lager a bit off putting- looks a bit Energy Drink but if it's cheap and tastes good who really gives a fuck.
They are tasty, but 330ml cans? Who's idea was it to make them even slightly popular. Just a way of charging more for less!
Currently on the Merry Down!
Bud Light, Vodka & Coke, now on the wine.
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