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Bollocks

This accident I was telling you about that put me in the hospital.. part of the Rhabdomyolysis and subsequent kidney failure was that i started holding a huge amount of water in my lower body that required IV diuretics and my bollocks swelled up to about 3 times their normal size. I didn't notice at first but when I did, I called the nurse over (you have a nurse per patient in intensive care) and said "hey, come and have a look at this.... me bollocks have swelled up and they're fucking massive!!!"


So she did....



And they were....
 
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*insert Also sprach Zarathustra here*
 
apocalypse_when said:
This accident I was telling you about that put me in the hospital.. part of the Rhabdomyolysis and subsequent kidney failure was that i started holding a huge amount of water in my lower body that required IV diuretics and my bollocks swelled up to about 3 times their normal size. I didn't notice at first but when I did, I called the nurse over (you have a nurse per patient in intensive care) and said "hey, come and have a look at this.... me bollocks have swelled up and they're fucking massive!!!"


So she did....



And they were....
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Ooof! That's nasty. Had a mate that got an infection in one of his bollocks and it swelled up to the size of an orange (so he told me, I wasn't fuckin looking - honest..). Took some heavy antibiotics to sort it out apparently.

What scares me is that testicular torsion condition - sounds nasty as fuck...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Ooof! That's nasty. Had a mate that got an infection in one of his bollocks and it swelled up to the size of an orange (so he told me, I wasn't fuckin looking - honest..). Took some heavy antibiotics to sort it out apparently.

What scares me is that testicular tortion - sounds nasty as fuck...
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Yeah, a twisted bollock isnt pleasant... as if i didn't go through enough, the cannula they put in my jugular got infected really badly necessetating IV antibiotics...

I was fucking ill and the infection had me shaking and shivering like fucking Michael J Fox...

Was a fucking mare mate.
 
apocalypse_when said:
Yeah, a twisted bollock isnt pleasant... as if i didn't go through enough, the cannula they put in my jugular got infected really badly necessetating IV antibiotics...

I was fucking ill and the infection had me shaking and shivering like fucking Michael J Fox...

Was a fucking mare mate.
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Sounds like you're quite familiar with fucking Michael J Fox mate.. ;)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Sounds like you're quite familiar with fucking Michael J Fox mate.. ;)
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I think you've tsken my quote out of context there...

Besides; you don't need to fuck him, just get him to hold on to your cock and with all the shaking and vibtations he'll get you off in no time...

Just need to have some suitable wanking material to look at...

Now where's Rassy with those pics of Evey's spaniel's ears? ;)
 
White_Rose said:
Are you from south of the Equator?
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Turns out I too differ from the picture I possibly took when it was either much hotter or much colder... I always though I was a lefty-down kinda guy but turns out I'm all-right, all-right, all-right. Just goes to show I talk more bollocks than I pay attention to :eek:

F.U.B.A.R. said:
Jesus Christ Shambo, how the hell did you even know about that..?!?
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Internetz... I'm guessing that's not common even in your line of work then? 8o

In more cultural bollocks news... Ancient Greek Crotch Shots: Ingrid Berthon-Moine’s Balls #NSFW. Still balls, only classier. Innit.
 
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Are you from south of the Equator?

Turns out I too differ from the picture I possibly took when it was either much hotter or much colder... I always though I was a lefty-down kinda guy but turns out I'm all-right, all-right, all-right. Just goes to show I talk more bollocks than I pay attention to :eek:
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Naw dude your picture is just upside down, it was a joke. Gravity makes mine fall not rise, LOL ...

But if you have to explain it, it wasn't much of a joke, right? :)
 
Shambles said:
Internetz... I'm guessing that's not common even in your line of work then? 8o
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Surprisingly enough, even for an aging luddite like myself, I'm quite familiar with the workings of that there interwebz malarkey.

However, Im not in the habit of searching for obscure testicular abominations to the same extent that you obviously are my good man!
 
^ I was meaning more your actual work. Thought you had to deal with all manner of pests and vermin (again, real work not just modding ;)). Article did say it was an especially rare condition so hopefully not one you'll ever come across just after eating a Ginster's for lunch 8o

White_Rose said:
Naw dude your picture is just upside down, it was a joke. Gravity makes mine fall not rise, LOL ...

But if you have to explain it, it wasn't much of a joke, right? :)
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Is that how he got that effect? I honestly just assumed he had unusually springy bollocks. Shows how much I know about basic ball biology :eek:

Still surprised me that I wasn't built the way I presumed I was. You'd think I'd notice a thing like that 8(
 
Still surprised me that I wasn't built the way I presumed I was. You'd think I'd notice a thing like that 8(
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What? Please don't tell me you didn't read the included Users Manual and Quick Startup docs? UTFM, dude, LOL :p
 
Shambles said:
^ I was meaning more your actual work. Thought you had to deal with all manner of pests and vermin (again, real work not just modding ;)).
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Ah, I see! Let me make this clear - I would much rather face rats, mice, cockroaches and bedbugs than spastic gonads any day of the week.. =D

(And how dare you accuse me of doing actual work...)
 
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