I hate the lot of them mate - any cunt who invades my personal space when I'm quietly going about my daily business can just fuck off and die imo.
But these energy supplier touts are taking their dodgy practices to another level now as I found out only t'other day...
There came a knock on the door about 4pm and the missus answered it. I was in the kitchen supping on a can of Karpackie at the time but I heard some bloke say "I've just come to check your smartmeter". Immediately my bullshit detector went into overdrive and I headed to the front door. Too late, the fuckin wife had let him in. He flashed some nondescript ID card so giving him the benefit of the doubt I showed him to the smartmeter. He started pressing a few buttons then came out with that dead giveaway line "who's your energy supplier?" Immediately outing him as a fuckin salesman scum for some rival energy firm and not a representative from my current supplier as he was trying to imply. That's when I told him I'm not interested in swapping and to get out of my house now. If I'd had my wits about me a bit more, I should have got his name and company and lodged a formal complaint, but I just wanted the cunt out.
So be warned, these fuckers probably work on a comission only basis and will try anything to dupe you into changing suppliers.
Edit: just realised this is totally off topic - I thought I was in the Gibberings thread...