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Tell a shit joke

Appropriately enough for today:

Q. What has a Light Side, a Dark Side and holds the Universe together?
A. Duct tape.
 
;)

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A guy walks into a bar with a roll of asphalt under his arm and says a beer please and one for the road
 
Still doing my best for cross-channel crapjokery:

Q. What did René Magritte say when the prostitute he had paid €50 for a blow-job pulled a knife on him?
A. Ceci n'est pas un pipe!
 
I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…



Luckily only one crow showed up!
 
Past, present and future walked into a bar.

It was a tense situation...
 
What do you call a rough neighbourhood in Italy?



A Spaghetto!
 
Which of these is the odd one out?
  • Germany
  • Ireland
  • Greece
  • Staffordshire
NSFW:
C. There isn't a popular breed of dog called a Greek something.
 
Today I learned that it's not PC to call someone a tweaker.

They are Methican Americans.
 
Did anybody hear the one about the Spanish spacejunk?

He was a Señor moderator!!!!
 
Diane Abbott was today informed that a Brazilian had been shot by police.

Her response was: "OMG, how many is a Brazilian?"
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Diane Abbott was today informed that a Brazilian had been shot by police.

Her response was: "OMG, how many is a Brazilian?"
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haaaaaa that one actually took me a while, thought it had something to do with a bikini wax :D
 
This joke made me howl with laughter when my friend made me watch a programme called 'Love Island' all night, last weekend & one of the bizarre, self-obsessed characters told it
I may get it wrong in the re-telling and I need some interaction for this to work I think.....(to be honest I can only remember the punch line right now, so I may be making the rest up as I go along)

So...how many types of owl can you name?
 
Buspersons Holiday said:
This joke made me howl with laughter when my friend made me watch a programme called 'Love Island' all night, last weekend & one of the bizarre, self-obsessed characters told it
I may get it wrong in the re-telling and I need some interaction for this to work I think.....(to be honest I can only remember the punch line right now, so I may be making the rest up as I go along)

So...how many types of owl can you name?
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barn, woodland, tawny, eerrrrr that's about it
 
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