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StoneHappyMonday

StoneHappyMonday

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Now the vendors have gone and all that's left is you and me. Well, us. Ten bonus points for spotting the paraphrase of the Ride lyrics.

It has come to our attention that for some years now you have given up on trying to beat the internet and have allowed a state whereby unscrupulous vendors (unlike you unscrupulous drug dealers, but we're letting you off for now) have ripped us off for sub-standard drugs you wouldn't feed to anyone with ADHD even if the D, any of the D's, stood for desperation.

Well, times fucking change, even if my swearing doesn't. Today, the whole of Britain, but particularly London (yeah boo-hoo, I know), Scotland, Ceredigion and Gwnyedd (yeah, no shit, mountains/mountaineers 4 Europe) have suffered a mortal blow. With democracy moving further to the right they gave us a referendum (3 in 100 years, it must be a great way of doing things) whereby we could choose between remaining in capitalism or leaving our brains on the doorstep to be picked over by pig-fuckers. Sorry, was going to leave Cameron out of this.

Look, point being...we need drugs. Lots and lots of cheap drugs. You can all join together and be the Lidl of drugs. Put some shit cardboard cutters and out of fashion women's knickers in the middle row and we'll fucking buy those too. As long as every other aisle is cheap drugs. Remember, no vendor shit. We've had enough of shitalin (yes we have, shut up at the back). We want LSD. We want safrole created MDMA. We want MDA that comes back from wedinos as MDA. Latvia you can join in too, 48% of us voted for sex with Latvia. We cannot, we will not be denied. We want Polish speed. Fuck it, break the mould, we want crystal meth, proper ice, but don't go that £200 a g 'dark net market' shit. In fact, fuck the DNM. We don't need American special services/navy controlled software. We don't want software. We want real people on street corners, in dodgy flats and dodgier cars (that at least should be achievable with this latest cunt of a vote) selling us cheap, proper drugs.

Got that? Cheap, proper drugs. Our promise to you is we will buy them and make you richer than Lidl, richer than ol' pig fucker and his cocaine snorting chancellor (the pictures are out there GCHQ, don't even think about it).

We are fucked. Now we want to get fucked. Do the fucking business. It's sitting here waiting for you.

Thank you. Because we're fucking polite too.

Now get on with it.
 
^Fuck yeah!!! Good fuckin post!!

We need good drugs more than ever now (just don't order them from outside the UK anymore, otherwise you'll run the risk of UKBorderControl...)
 
UK Border Control being stepped up will probably consist of Nigel Farage, bitter in hand (liquid and opinions), spitting and shouting from the coast...

Hopefully a drug runner will finish him off...

And yeah, CHEAP, QUALITY drugs needed. Always have been...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
^Fuck yeah!!! Good fuckin post!!

We need good drugs more than ever now (just don't order them from outside the UK anymore, otherwise you'll run the risk of UKBorderControl...)
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All the drugs are being brought over by the bloody immigrants in their rubber dinghys.
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Now the vendors have gone and all that's left is you and me. Well, us. Ten bonus points for spotting the paraphrase of the Ride lyrics.

It has come to our attention that for some years now you have given up on trying to beat the internet and have allowed a state whereby unscrupulous vendors (unlike you unscrupulous drug dealers, but we're letting you off for now) have ripped us off for sub-standard drugs you wouldn't feed to anyone with ADHD even if the D, any of the D's, stood for desperation.

Well, times fucking change, even if my swearing doesn't. Today, the whole of Britain, but particularly London (yeah boo-hoo, I know), Scotland, Ceredigion and Gwnyedd (yeah, no shit, mountains/mountaineers 4 Europe) have suffered a mortal blow. With democracy moving further to the right they gave us a referendum (3 in 100 years, it must be a great way of doing things) whereby we could choose between remaining in capitalism or leaving our brains on the doorstep to be picked over by pig-fuckers. Sorry, was going to leave Cameron out of this.

Look, point being...we need drugs. Lots and lots of cheap drugs. You can all join together and be the Lidl of drugs. Put some shit cardboard cutters and out of fashion women's knickers in the middle row and we'll fucking buy those too. As long as every other aisle is cheap drugs. Remember, no vendor shit. We've had enough of shitalin (yes we have, shut up at the back). We want LSD. We want safrole created MDMA. We want MDA that comes back from wedinos as MDA. Latvia you can join in too, 48% of us voted for sex with Latvia. We cannot, we will not be denied. We want Polish speed. Fuck it, break the mould, we want crystal meth, proper ice, but don't go that £200 a g 'dark net market' shit. In fact, fuck the DNM. We don't need American special services/navy controlled software. We don't want software. We want real people on street corners, in dodgy flats and dodgier cars (that at least should be achievable with this latest cunt of a vote) selling us cheap, proper drugs.

Got that? Cheap, proper drugs. Our promise to you is we will buy them and make you richer than Lidl, richer than ol' pig fucker and his cocaine snorting chancellor (the pictures are out there GCHQ, don't even think about it).

We are fucked. Now we want to get fucked. Do the fucking business. It's sitting here waiting for you.

Thank you. Because we're fucking polite too.

Now get on with it.
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heheh, great post :)

I sense you're not joking either...
 
ageingpartyfiend said:
I sense you're not joking either...
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You bet I'm not.

You have myrrh? Frankincense? We can trade brother. For drugs. Cheap quality drugs and out of date women's knickers. LIDL YOU CUNTS. YOU MUST HAVE ONE BL MEMBER? All that coke you stick up your nose an' all...
 
i suspect importing RCs from will be much harder for the UK crew post-brexit.

but i'd be very wary of street/IRL-acquired drugs for a good while, considering the fact that lots of fuckers have bullshit to offload. "synthacaine" et al.

test kits, people.

but i concur, SHM. while you're at it, illicit intoxicant industry, please look into expanding to the antipodes.
we have good weed.
good burmese/SE Asian smack (dissolves without heat or citric acid) but it's too expensive.
oh, and DMT.

but some diversity would be nice.

we have a meth glut; surely some kind of mutually beneficial agreement can be reached? thank you, random hypothetical reader.
 
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I think we have the beginning of the first proper post-Brexit trade deal here.

Lidl you wankers. Call yourself a business? Way behind the game brüder.
 
I can't be the only one to consider a hybrid model - the pharmacopoeia snowball of the RC innovation industry combined with the raw power of the black market machine is the stuff of my (non-sensical, right? ;) ) dreams.

Once legality fucks off out of the picture, as it has, the pole position lies only with the pure science that provides the subjective pinnacle of experiences - I'm talking the criminally underexplored Aminoreces, the hybrid Phenylmorpholine psychedelics, the AB-xxx CB2 selective CRA's....

Or failing that, for fuck's sake will even just one firm start pumping out domestic isomerised Methamphetamine?!
Literally everything required is OTC here and that's even for the outdated clandestine route I don't even have to name...
 
Sprout said:
Or failing that, for fuck's sake will even just one firm start pumping out domestic isomerised Methamphetamine?!
Literally everything required is OTC here and that's even for the outdated clandestine route I don't even have to name...
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be careful what you wish for mate.
i've seen that stuff do some truly horrible shit to people.
or, to out it another way - i've seen decent people people become horrible shits when they get carried away with that drug.

is the danger overhyped? probably. but it's still neurotoxic and fucks people up.

also, densely populated UK towns and cities would make shitty locales for clandestine meth labs.
but, y'know - whatever blows yer hair back :)
 
DMT could be Australia's national export along with great out door grown weed. What are you lot going to send us in return?
 
Vitamin C and Suntheanine L-Theanine is about all we've got to offer since NPS... possibly some of the spunky mexedrone you imported may be knocking around if you've run out:?
 
All that inseminated Turkmenistan mexedrone is unfortunately gone. It proved very popular at 4p a kilo. Apparently it was good to wash your clothes in though i am not sure i would want anything washed in something that contained FUBARs jizz.
 
The aminorex family is little explored for a reason. Aminorex itself is dangerous as hell, caused an outbreak of pulmonary fibrosis and heart problems amongst users. Not sure if the 4-methyl derivative (4-MAR) shares the same property but wise to be careful. IMO they are drugs people should make for themselves, and not be ending up on the mass market, for then at least hopefully someone dedicated enough to pursue the synths would at least hopefully be aware of the risks vs rewards of aminorex analogs.

Apparently a VERY steep dose response curve too, the stimulant worlds answer to GBL.
 
i hope so much that something is done about it - MASSIVE market there for who ever can come up with something !
 
maybe we should all follow Canada's lead
FENT FOR THE MASSES
 
Calling all drug manufacturers and distributors: Please sort me some original phenmetrazine pronto!
 
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