Gibberings CCV - I've got kids. I take drugs. I'm proud. Fuck off.

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I dont want you anymore either. You can fuck right off with your coffee, dildolls and cape

Aaaw..

 

[consumer]

Aaaw..

I'm sorry buttercup. Do you need a hug?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I'm sorry buttercup. Do you need a hug?

Pweeese...

Squid, you can fuck off, consumer wants me, so go toss yer tentacles

 

[consumer]

Pweeese...

Squid, you can fuck off, consumer wants me, so go toss yer tentacles

Tentacular threesome with dildolls, cunt puncher 5000s and lattes all round....then again perhaps not

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Tentacular threesome with dildolls, cunt puncher 5000s and lattes all round....then again perhaps not

I've got to ask - what's a 'cunt puncher 5000'? And where can I get one?

 

[consumer]

I've got to ask - what's a 'cunt puncher 5000'? And where can I get one?

The Cunt Puncher 5000 is top secret i am afraid. Details are on a need to know basis only.

 

[Sadie]

The Cunt Puncher 5000 .

I laughed too hard at that!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

The Cunt Puncher 5000 is top secret i am afraid. Details are on a need to know basis only.

I'll raise you a 'Cunt Twatter 5010'...

 

[consumer]

How much are you selling it for FUBAR. Asking for friend

 

[alasdairm]

"one size fits all"

alasdair

 

[masaz]

"one size fits all"

alasdair

At least it will eventually

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

How much are you selling it for FUBAR. Asking for friend

Fanny-bloody-tastic!!

(Minimal stains - Arf!!)

 

[spacejunk]

Pink taco, eh?

 

[consumer]

Pink taco, eh?

Its a classy establishment my friend..

 

[SmokingAces]

Sick of this cold weather. Went to bed 1.30-2am and woken up at 7am when I was expecting to sleep til 10 because it's the weekend...now I can't get back to sleep - too cold

 

[consumer]

Sick of this cold weather. Went to bed 1.30-2am and woken up at 7am when I was expecting to sleep til 10 because it's the weekend...now I can't get back to sleep - too cold

Get FUBAR to whip you up a coffee

 

[SmokingAces]

I wouldn't trust him to make tea

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Get FUBAR to whip you up a coffee

I only fuckin flagellate Fridays. It's now sexy sodomite Saturday...

 

[consumer]

Is that why you walk funny?

 

[spacejunk]

Nah, that's from the rubber fist