so i got a story for yall, ive been busy and havent really been high ans been on here
on tueday i called my dude and was on my way to meet up with him, and as i get off the highway i notice all these cook county sheriffsand they had multiple people pulled over but ther ewas also other cars in the area and i kept goin and i see a car get pulled over and it looked to me the only reason was cause the guy had rims on his car cause i watch him pull out and the sheriff immediatl bust a uturn and stop him..so my guy has me meet him and jumps in my car(something he never has done) and says man "man som eone hit my car and it in the shop..you mind runnin me real quick down the cblock?" and i was like no problem, i just warned him that the sheriffs are out and pullin people over on the otherside of the bridge and he goes "ok we aint goin over there" so we go and sure enough we se someone pulled over by the sheriffs and he was like "oo they aqre looking for something" and so meet up with his dude and on the way back he hands me my sack and we come up to the light and i see the sheriffs that jus pulled someone else over in the turning lane of the street im about to turn onto. and so i point him out and he was tellin me dont trip, use your signal, he aint even priolly lookin at us cause hes going the opposite way..and so i make the turn and sure enough as i pull past i see the lights flick on and him bust a uturn and i was like "i knew it! i told you man they out lookin for something" and hes like you forreal hes pullin us over? and i aslike yeah man hes like ok be cool, did you put that up yet or what you do? and i i had already swallowed it. i swallowed it dry and basically had to push it down my throat cause it was an entire gram and it was in a normal litle plasic ziplock dime bag..so i had ti fold it uplike a taco and push it down..so he was like damn you were quiclk with it and was like hell yeah im onm probation, im not riskin puttin in my crack or hiding it, id rather lose the 80bucks and the dope then get arrested..
so he comes up and said is ther something wrong with you turn signal? and i was likle no i put it on and he was like "yeah but why was your left signal on when you were makin g a right hand turn? and i was like ohh thats cause my turnsignal wires are all fucked up and the left one will sometime just go off by it self or if i use them to make a turn when it goes back to its nuetral position the left signal sometimes sitll goes off and i have to toggle it back and fgorth a few times to get it to stop..andso i explained and hsowed that to him and he said ok and hten i hand him my insurance and what i had was the temp insurance card and not the officail one and it expired 5days before..so he goes back to his car and then calls me back to it after 5 min and i showed him the recipt that it was paid for 6months and that was just the wrong card..and he said ok im not worried about that right now..what i wanna know is if there is anyhitgng in that car that should nt be and i said no and hesaid do you mind if i look" and while the cop was in his car, we had the dicussion about why me and him are together and where we are going and how we know each other (typical shit,gotta have your stories straight) and if my guy had anyhting else on him and he said he didnt and i had nothing cause i never bring nothing, and the car is brand new so i knew nothing should be in it and so i was like "well id rather you not go threw my personal effects but whatever man you can search it if youi want, ther is nothing in it" so he pulls my guy out and pats us down didnt evern really give a good pat i could of had it in my sockj or in my ass cause he barly patted me down he searched my dude and the car a little harder and as the cop was goin threw it my guy was like "why you let him search your car?" and i was like "cause i dont want to be here for an hour cause he calls the dogs and really tears apart the car, you really dont have anyhting else on you right?" and he said no and i said cool so lets get done with this then
he got done searching and said "thank you for your cooperation, im not gonna give you a ticlket for the signal or the insurance so that just saved you like 500bucks in fines and court costs..and i thought that was kinda weird so i was like so you really pulled me over for that signal? and i kinda complained but stopped cause i realized he was letting me go and that he really didnt ask us any questions about how we know each other and what im doing out there, i thought that was weird and my guy was like thats cause they spcifically looking for guns and drugs, you notice he didnt even call for backup?" and i i didnt but then i wasl ike yeah thats kinda weried that if your gonna get multiple people out and then go into the car, that you dont have backup there... and so as soon as he poulled away i turnied the corner and my dude was like "let me out, im shuttin down the shop today, i dont like this shit" and i went to the trunk and got 3bottles of water out . i tried pukling first without any water but that wasnt working cause i was dope sick and iddnt eat or drink anything thatr day so i had nothing to throw up really..so i proceed for the next 30mins or so drink 2 bottlse of water and have to literally stick a pen down my throat to get me to gag and it wouldnt come, nothing but water..so im thinking the bag has corners so it prolly wont come out easy, so i stick my hands as far down my throad as i could and then puke with my hands in my mouth to see if i could feel it and i couldnt and then it magically appeared like 2 more pukes after that
the shitty thing but i guess the good thing was the bag was taco'd inhalf to fit in my tjhroat, and because of it, the top part some how got opened and wet and when i got home and weighed it, and out of .8 i had only like .2-.3 of dry powder the rest was a mushy paste..so i just snorted the powder and tried smoking some of the mushy stuff like i do with dope normally..i stopped after 2 foils cause i knew that it was at least a half gram worth if dope in that mush and that was the worst way to use it..so i just let iut dry and 2hours later it was dfry enough to chop up and snrt again. so i did it but i can tell it wasnt what it should have been so i did some and just sved the rest..later on that nbight my guy calls and we talked about it and he asked if it ever came up and i told him no and then was liek so i bet your fucked up then and i was like no, i dont feel shit and he was like oh well you will but anyways just come threw tomorrow or whenever and ill take care of you cause you held it down cool wit hte police, i dont htink theres to mnany people that i fuck with that would have been as calm and cool as you handled it and we would have been going to jail cause they would of had other shit on them like rig or a pipe or something forsure, you know? so i met up with him the next day and he handed me a bag that was like .2-.3 and i was like "alrite man thanks and i guess by the look on my face he could tell i thought he was gonna replace the whole thing and he was like "what you thought i was gonna give you the wholething huh? andi was like well yeah man i spend all this money and i wasnt even able to puke it up and get it back, so i basically just wasted that cash, but dont trip, i appreciate this, you didnt have to throw me nothing you know..and that was it
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