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TackySpiral Holiday preggo nudes.... - official 2012 Christmas newds

Flat face? LOL, that's a new one.

CS, nice try as well. I don't drink or douche with gin.
 
ChickenScratch said:
Mariposa, how many times a week do you black out and forget to scrub your fuck holes?
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Zero actually. They're scrubbed just fine. And if this is funny, I think someone's in need of new material.

How many times do you dirty dogs forget to wipe?
 
I never wipe because I take perfect clean break dumpouts every single time. My asshole is fucking sparkling.
 
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not sure what I'd prefer to see; naked preggo photos or a sparkling asshole
 
^ great picture.

I have seen many sparkling assholes...without the sparkles.

I would love to see a pregnant naked fluroscent unicorn though...wow.
 
entheo said:
You could probably find some nice Canadian girl to jump your bones if you say that with a lot of charisma.
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i know, and I don't give a shit. Any retard that falls for that can't ride this dick. I am like a ride at a carnival, but I don't judge height, only IQ. Qualify as a genius to play.
 
Coming from personal experience smart chicks can be a little self righteous, but are generally amazing in bed. Good choice bro.
I can attest to this, especially since an ex of mine is in need school. Bitch left scars on my back lolz.
 
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