Haha, D's, I've had what I call "bakery breath" a few times.
-If you shotgun a beer before class, so you'll be more outgoing and sociable in group work.
-If you justify drinking on tramadol with, "Hey, this will help prevent seizures, right?"
-You have all these confused text messages in your inbox and all these ones in your outbox saying short, unprompted phrases like, "Butt," "Yes," "Vitamin C is the I want the because the Vitamin C is the best," and "Go write a poem about it, gay boy."
-When you have a 30 rack, you don't drink water, milk, or anything else for a day or so.
-Your doctor tells you so.