OMG.... Everyone's posts are fvckin hilarious
I just had to add my own (all true of course, and most of them were me
.... a few were friends)
You're know you're rolling hard when....
*When the CD skips for over an hour but you and your crackhead friends don't realize it because you thought it was a phat new remix.
*When you think you're getting the best massage of your life, but you really were just face-down in the carpet.... in a dark room.... by yourself.... while talking to the carpet.
*When you're so f'ed up that you try to do a hit of nitrous but you put the wrong part of the whip cream maker in your mouth/let go of the balloon and squirt all the nitrous into the air.
*When you see your crackhead friend relaease all that nitrous and you jump up and try to suck the nitrous out of the air, knowing that you can't see a damn thing and just need to sit your tweeking behind back on the floor b4 you hurt yourself.
*You answer an imaginary telephone sporadically, ALL NIGHT.
*When you start a sentence in one language and finish in another, or in jibberish.
*When you start a conversation and 30 seconds later you hear yourself talking but don't know what the hell you're saying.
*When you're at an outdoor rave and spend 45 minutes in the Port-A-Potty singing to yourself.
*When you suddenly become a lot more comfortable with a lot less clothing on.
*When you manage to get the cigarette up to your mouth, but can't light it because your hand with the lighter in it is like three feet away.
*When you close your eyes and wake up not knowing where you are.
*When you get that urge to call your parents at like 3AM.
*When you're in a completely dark room with a bunch of rollers, light a cig, put the lighter down on the floor, notice a flash of light from the floor five seconds later, and jump up and scream 'Holy sh!t the room's on fire!' Once everyone DIES laughing, one person points out that the 'fire' is just the spot where the streetlamp is coming in through the window and hitting the floor.
*When you get kicked in the face but you don't even feel it.
*When it takes you ten minutes to figure out how to get out of that very same room.
*When everyone gets omnisexual.
*When you go on 'missions' together.
*When your eyes are wiggling so hard that you start moving your head from side to side to catch up with the eyewiggles.... until your friend puts their hands on both side of your head to stop you, 'cause you look like the girl in The Exorcist.
*When you just received the lamest excuse for a massage ever, but you're just so glad that someone touched you and.... hey, actually he/she is looking kind of cute as your rolls intensifies, so....
*When you give someone 41 compliments in 60 seconds.
*When 39 of the 41 compliments were the same thing repeated over and over.
*When you have the sudden urge to try on as many different articles of clothing as possible, and do a fashion show for everyone else.
*When you strip down to your undies, use a towel for a cape, and go leaping around the room pretending to be a superhero.
*When all the guys try to sing along with that really high vocal part in the song.... and it actually sounds good to you.
*When you walk around a room full of rollers and you're wearing a pair of fleece pants and you ask people 'Excuse me.... have you met my pants?'
*When you see the guy with the fleece pants walk up to you and ask that question and you scream with delight and start rubbing the guy's legs.
Woo damn.... man, were those some good times.
