My boss is on her way back from the snow, and wanted to stop in at the ACT to grab some fireworks. So she rings *the place* and he tells her that they are illegal to sell now, but if she wanted to meet him at the pub, he'll sell her $200 worth of fireworks.
Result! We now have fireworks with which to blow our hands off!
Surely, I'll be in the frown thread in a few weeks trying to type with stumps.