Jimmy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Sadly, that kind if off the wall comedy is dead now. The drab society nowadays will think this humor is ridiculous. BTW, ever seen a grown man naked?Airplane 2: The Sequel - 4.5 stars - always enjoy these two movies. There's always so many visual jokes on screen at any time that you keep discovering new ones upon rewatching.
Boy: Hey, Mister, can I ask you a question?
Ted: What is it?
Boy: It's an interrogative statement designed to test knowledge, but that's not important right now.
Elaine: I'm okay, I'm just excited
Man: That's right, it's your first time isn't it?
Elaine: No, I've been excited lots of times.
Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?
Jacobs: Well, I'm two inches taller, I'm a better dancer, and I'm a lot more fun to be around!
[10 year old Jimmy visits the airplane cockpit]
Captain Ouver: Jimmy, do you like it when Scraps holds onto your leg and rubs up and down?
Captain Ouver: Jimmy, do you ever wonder why dogs sniff each other in the asshole?
Captain Ouver: Jimmy, do you ever hang around the gymnasium?
Captain Ouver: Jimmy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?