Mr. Sparkle said:
* These guys were too old for the type of music that was on last night, and they all looked like the same person dressed them.
* There was three *couples* - but strangely enough they never kissed or were intimate over the entire night.
* When one guy introduced himself to me and my girl - he wrote our names in his mobile phone! What the fuck?
* He asked us outright "so are you guys on anything tonight?"
* When I asked him if he was on anything, he replied "yeah, im on ecstasy tablets". Come on dude... I don't recommend you refer to them as tablets, all you goto say is "yeah man, i'm fucking chopped... these pills rock"
* Later on in the night, one guy said to me "man, I'm a bit worried about this ecstasy, they're more like sleeping tablets. Have you got anything?"
ROTFLMAO
Since when did age dictate what music you're allowed to listen to? My mum, who's in her mid 50s loves old skool techno, she loves house, she loves country...all sorts of music (including a lot I can't stand!
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And how did you know they were actual couples? Maybe they're just friends? Or maybe they're not the sort who snog in the corner of the club like a couple of 15 year olds.
And went you're munted you've never wandered up and struck up a conversation? I'm tipping a lot of us have, and if they're straight we're going to sound like idiots.
And since when did the lack of 'correct' slang mean anything? I've never in my life said I'm fucking chopped...and trust me, I have been there.
The point I'm trying to make is that while undoubtedly there are undercover cops, and even just plain-clothed cops in clubs, not everyone who doesn't fit in is a cop. The REAL cops you'll never, ever pick. Trust me, having worked in the club industry for 10+ years I've had a close relationship with cops, including a couple of undercovers, and never, ever, ever would you pick them.
So instead of thinking your safe because you can pick them out, how about you're smart and don't do anything stupid in front of anyone.
gidget said:
Undercover cops are usually easy to spot. I was in a Sydney club last year, and there was this guy standing by himself. He looked about 30, was wearing very respectable clothes and had a crew cut. Stood out so much! You could see his eyes moving shiftily, eyeing everyone. Every so often he would remember that he was supposed to look like a clubber, and would bop a little to the music for a few seconds. Very funny!
As I said, maybe he's just different to you? Could be a sailor in port (might explain the haircut)...probably isn't going to have a pair of phatties on board with him? Maybe he's nervous because he's by himself, recently single, on his 1st pill...who knows, but FFS be smart and be careful, don't assume you can pick them out, because if you're wrong, you could be spending some time with Bubba in a cell.