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Tubbs

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After a week long session of smoking a-pvp I once looked at a tree & decided it was quite a sexy tree & did toss over in my mind if I should have sex with it.

What is it with stim abuse that makes people do this kind of thing?
It didn't help that my fiancee at the time was sexting me while I was waiting for my supplier..... the tree was the closest hole lol. Decided the bark probably wouldn't feel great
 

Captain.Heroin

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women like men, and if you like someone you generally like the same things as them. also when you have sex with a woman, you're really having sex with every guy she's fucked, which is super gay. having sex with men means having sex with all the women they've fucked, so that's the only sex that isn't gay
OH THAT'S SO HOT what about fucking a chick and fucking all the dudes she's been with?

Can you tell me more about that SUPES HOT
 

Captain.Heroin

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never had those dudes pegged as fans of anal
I am fans of any sex/orifice as long as it's adult human species and consensual.

Preferably gender binary I KNOW I KNOW i know. I like my peas and mashed potatoes from touching even though THEY ALL LIKE TO GET FACEFUCKED IN MY STOMACH IN ONE BLURRY MESS. I know.
 

Captain.Heroin

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I... do not.... and I've had a BL account for more years but that means I've done more drugs, so that adds up.

DG I remember nothing from 2019 or before unless it's super good or super bad, or super cool. The rest got brain drain erased.
 

devilsgospel

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I... do not.... and I've had a BL account for more years but that means I've done more drugs, so that adds up.

DG I remember nothing from 2019 or before unless it's super good or super bad, or super cool. The rest got brain drain erased.
I feel you homie, I dont remember shit from 2019 and before because I was always epicly fucked up on heroin and benzos

I wanna say this was around 2017, he was always in HHAY which was usually where I was
 

devilsgospel

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Was that Tryptamine Dreamer? Sounds like him.
YES! Thanks for that it was on the tip of my brain.

If HHAY was a room irl he was the random dude in the corner talking to himself while the rest of us played cards and did drugs

To him he was the savior of the world, using his DXM telepathy for the betterment of mankind
 

✿Dai₷y✿

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he did? like legit or was it a joke?

Dude got off on it like TLB rubs it out to midgets.

There's an amputee pron thread it you motherfuckers didn't delete it.


Stop banning and purging cunt a like an Amazon bushfire then you wrong, maybe these cunts didn't like you either but didn't remove you because of it, ya know? Fuck we have to put up with your shit so same same. :p
 

Captain.Heroin

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Stop banning and purging cunt a like an Amazon bushfire then you wrong, maybe these cunts didn't like you either but didn't remove you because of it, ya know? Fuck we have to put up with your shit so same same. :p
That's what I've come to understand, and I am sorry for my behavior. <3

It's all peace love and drugs here ok

Dude got off on it like TLB rubs it out to midgets.

There's an amputee pron thread it you motherfuckers didn't delete it.
This is... ringing bells.. but I'm pretty brain dead. You're a pretty creative person why don't you make a "too many arms pron" thread to freak mikeO out.
 

negrogesic

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Since i am not well versed on the subject i did a cursory search of "amputee porn" on google images, and while it is what you would imagine, more distressing for some reason was that this one girl (an amputee) was really pretty:



Not sure who makes up the market for this stuff, nor how that predilection begins anyhow...
 

✿Dai₷y✿

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I am fans of any sex/orifice as long as it's adult human species and consensual.

Preferably gender binary I KNOW I KNOW i know. I like my peas and mashed potatoes from touching even though THEY ALL LIKE TO GET FACEFUCKED IN MY STOMACH IN ONE BLURRY MESS. I know.

Have you tried it on with a banana plant and if they were trees wood you get more
 
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