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Captain.Heroin

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HE WAS 43? holy shit

On October 12, 2004 Putnam was hospitalized after ingesting a cocktail of crack-cocaine, alcohol, heroin, and two months' worth of Ambien sleeping pills.[6] It has been reported that he spent the previous day contemplating suicide,[6] though exact circumstances surrounding the drug overdose are vague.

Anal Cunt's 1997 album I Like It When You Die contained the track "You're in a Coma". Putnam's reaction to the resulting irony of being in a coma was published in the Boston Phoenix: "Actually, it turned out it was just as gay as the song I wrote nine years ago – being in a coma was just as fuckin' stupid as I wrote it was."[6] Anal Cunt kept performing the song during live shows after the coma, with Putnam sharing anecdotes with the audience before the song.



LOL HE WROTE THE SONG FIRST = EPIC

"yeah i was right though, comas are fucking gay" AAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
 

CoastTwoCoast

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There was a dude who masturbated into his mum's panties. He got turned on and jerked off thinking about his mom having his jizz on her cooch.

There was a dude who said he fucked his mom and sister. Pretty sure he crawled out from underneath a trailer. Hopefully he slithered back where he came from.
 

SS373dOH

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There was a dude who masturbated into his mum's panties. He got turned on and jerked off thinking about his mom having his jizz on her cooch.

There was a dude who said he fucked his mom and sister. Pretty sure he crawled out from underneath a trailer. Hopefully he slithered back where he came from.
Theres always mike0ekim who loved his amputee porn..
 

CoastTwoCoast

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Gross.
 

negrogesic

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HE WAS 43? holy shit

On October 12, 2004 Putnam was hospitalized after ingesting a cocktail of crack-cocaine, alcohol, heroin, and two months' worth of Ambien sleeping pills.[6] It has been reported that he spent the previous day contemplating suicide,[6] though exact circumstances surrounding the drug overdose are vague.

Anal Cunt's 1997 album I Like It When You Die contained the track "You're in a Coma". Putnam's reaction to the resulting irony of being in a coma was published in the Boston Phoenix: "Actually, it turned out it was just as gay as the song I wrote nine years ago – being in a coma was just as fuckin' stupid as I wrote it was."[6] Anal Cunt kept performing the song during live shows after the coma, with Putnam sharing anecdotes with the audience before the song.



LOL HE WROTE THE SONG FIRST = EPIC

"yeah i was right though, comas are fucking gay" AAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
I don't want to derail the thread but i had to look up that guy and i like his bands song naming conventions:

"The album I Like It When You Die developed the idea of containing insults in their songs, with a recurring song title being "X Is Gay", with examples including "You're Gay", "Technology's Gay", "Recycling Is Gay", "The Internet Is Gay", "Windchimes Are Gay" and even "The Word 'Homophobic' Is Gay." Another recurring song title is "You X", with examples including "You Own a Store", "You Live in a Houseboat", "You Are an Orphan", "You Go to Art School", and "You Keep a Diary". The band even parodied this theme with the songs "You (Fill in the Blank)" and "I'm in Anal Cunt".

The 1999 album, It Just Gets Worse, took the idea of intentional offense a step further with more extreme examples of racism and sexism. Examples include "You're Pregnant So I Kicked You in the Stomach", "I Lit Your Baby on Fire" and "Women: Nature's Punching Bag". The lyrics to two of the songs on this album were altered, and one of the songs on this album had its name changed from "Conor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Father Sucks" to "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck", because they were working for a record label in Britain, where libel laws are very stringent. Another song on the album called "Easy E Got Aids from F Mercury" contains the lyrics "now Freddie's dead, he's gone to heaven; at the wake Easy E ate a watermelon"."
 

tathra

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Would you say its safe to say liking women is gay?
women like men, and if you like someone you generally like the same things as them. also when you have sex with a woman, you're really having sex with every guy she's fucked, which is super gay. having sex with men means having sex with all the women they've fucked, so that's the only sex that isn't gay
 

Zopiclone bandit

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@negrogesic

One of my all time favourite titles is this "Even Though Your Culture Oppressed Women, You Still Suck, You Fucking Towelhead"

 

Zopiclone bandit

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Being a Moderator of BDD & OD is sssssoooo GAY when you fart it causes a Tsunami of spunk out your arse.
 

DopeM

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If I posted the weirdest shit I've seen posted here I would be guaranteed a ban. Just think about that for a second. The powers that be are so scared of this subject, that if I second hand speak of it, then *I* get banned. Hmmmm?
 

CoastTwoCoast

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Things that make you go hmmm..
 
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