awesome, I just searched a few times and couldnt find a thread for this show, so I get to be the one to start it, hell yea.
Aight, Let me begin by makin it very clear that I do NOT watch this shit voluntarily. But, unfortunately bein in a family where my younger sister, and my mom love this show, i get subjected to it a lot. the computer is in the same room as the TV, so I get stuck with glee in the background at least once a week, when they religiously stop everything to watch the next new episode. So, now thats outta the way and its known that I aint a secret glee watching fan, lol, I can start. Seriously, WTF is it about this show that makes people like it?
It is so disgustingly, over the top 'cute' it makes me want to puke. Its like super sugar coated sugar puffs sprinkled with powdered sugar. the characters are sickening. Every song they sing sounds like a overdone, trying way too hard version of a Broadway musical number. I can just feel the raised-to-look-at-the-ceiling faces, out stretched arm pose, and big dazzling pasted on smiles at the end of each song right thru the back of my head.
A few months ago, the kids on the show were attempting to be hip or some shit like that, and convince other school kids to join their shitty club, so they sang the jay z and alicia keys version of " New York"....all dressed up in matching outfits and fake "hip hop" accessories, I think they were dancing on a roof top. They just spontaneously started bustin out into song in the school hallway, one at a time, like one kid started singin the bassline, then another kid did somethin else, until out of nowhere a fuckin swarm of glee nerds just appeared outta the woodwork singing and dancing and then ended up on the roof somehow, til the song finished and they were all standin there breathless like YAY! WE DIDDDD ITTTT!!! Yea, if "did it" means "managed to look incredibly stupid, and did some completely unrealistic, dumbass song and dance routine that makes the dance numbers in West Side Story look realistic and subtle." I dont even like that song, but by the end even I thought they totally butchered it. I was sitting there like WAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???
The other day, Im sittin here lookin at BL while those 2 had on the show, and this kid starts singing some shit about a blackbird. And he got this high, pure, sweet-ass little voice, that sounds like an 8 year old girl in one of those childrens choirs, you know those kids that have that totally "angelic" little voices that are so unnaturally clear and high it makes you shudder. And I turned around to see wat creature this horrible sound could be coming from, and it was a guy. Supposedly a HIGH SCHOOL guy, who somehow, looked like he never been thru puberty and sounded like he was 8. And he had this fuckin smile on his face that was so un describably innocent, like a Jesus-looking-up-at-his-mother-in-the-manger smile, that it made me want to kick him in the teeth.
At another part in the show, the character that I dont know her name, but I know her real name is Lea Michele becuz she sung the anthem at the Super Bowl (shittily), is doin some kind of number. and HER voice is just....ugh. She got a straight up Disney Princess voice. She sounds like every single generic-as-hell, bland, featureless, heartless, soulless, but technically correct voice that you ever heard in a 90s disney movie ever. Pocohontas, Princess Jasmine, whoever. Not Mulan, cuz I think she was sang by christina aguelira who can actually sing, but yall get the picture. The girl can hit the right note, but her voice is so disgustingly "perfect" without having the slightest bit of emotion, feeling, soul, NOTHING to it. Its just hollow, empty, Shes like a singing robot. She was probably little fuckin orphan Annie in some school play when she was a kid. her voice sent shivers down my spine, in the BAD way, the way that you want to put your hands over your ears becuz its just so fuckin EARNEST that you cant stand to listen to it. Every single thing this bitch sings is just the same old, overdone, sweet, perfect performance, there aint nothing natural about her.
Every time the kids in the show do a singing performance, I just wanna scream. And I know that doin a review of the singing skills of the kids aint a review of the show but I just had to get that off my chest, becuz if i even do the slightest hint of a sigh or rolling my eyes when my sister or moms is watchin, they have a fit and tell me to STFU and GTFO.
Anyways....as far as the show goes, I cant seem to find any plot thats worth a shit in the times that I been there long enough to witness a whole episode. (I wont say "watch" since I really aint watching it, but am just bein there while its on TV and trying not to let it absorb). But even I know that in the show, the glee club is the sad little misfit club, the club that dont get no funding, the club that everybody looks down on, the cute, plucky little underdog club that might SEEM to be a sorry little group but in reality, they are OMGSOTALENTED, and will totally win teh world with that talent. and I know it becuz they over emphasize the shit outta that fact. They might as well just make a neon sign that explains how the glee club is the bottom of the school club totem pole and have it glowing in the background of every scene, in case the viewers forget.
Of course they have obstacles but with their oh so amazing voices and skills and talents, the devoted, loving teacher who will like totally do anything for "his kids" puts together some magical singing number and they all get together and sing their hearts out in a Disney-montage-worthy finale, and then they win or get the money for the club or convince the people to join or watever it is that they are tryna accomplish in that episode.
Seriously, this show makes my fuckin skin crawl.
Aight, Let me begin by makin it very clear that I do NOT watch this shit voluntarily. But, unfortunately bein in a family where my younger sister, and my mom love this show, i get subjected to it a lot. the computer is in the same room as the TV, so I get stuck with glee in the background at least once a week, when they religiously stop everything to watch the next new episode. So, now thats outta the way and its known that I aint a secret glee watching fan, lol, I can start. Seriously, WTF is it about this show that makes people like it?
It is so disgustingly, over the top 'cute' it makes me want to puke. Its like super sugar coated sugar puffs sprinkled with powdered sugar. the characters are sickening. Every song they sing sounds like a overdone, trying way too hard version of a Broadway musical number. I can just feel the raised-to-look-at-the-ceiling faces, out stretched arm pose, and big dazzling pasted on smiles at the end of each song right thru the back of my head.
A few months ago, the kids on the show were attempting to be hip or some shit like that, and convince other school kids to join their shitty club, so they sang the jay z and alicia keys version of " New York"....all dressed up in matching outfits and fake "hip hop" accessories, I think they were dancing on a roof top. They just spontaneously started bustin out into song in the school hallway, one at a time, like one kid started singin the bassline, then another kid did somethin else, until out of nowhere a fuckin swarm of glee nerds just appeared outta the woodwork singing and dancing and then ended up on the roof somehow, til the song finished and they were all standin there breathless like YAY! WE DIDDDD ITTTT!!! Yea, if "did it" means "managed to look incredibly stupid, and did some completely unrealistic, dumbass song and dance routine that makes the dance numbers in West Side Story look realistic and subtle." I dont even like that song, but by the end even I thought they totally butchered it. I was sitting there like WAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???
The other day, Im sittin here lookin at BL while those 2 had on the show, and this kid starts singing some shit about a blackbird. And he got this high, pure, sweet-ass little voice, that sounds like an 8 year old girl in one of those childrens choirs, you know those kids that have that totally "angelic" little voices that are so unnaturally clear and high it makes you shudder. And I turned around to see wat creature this horrible sound could be coming from, and it was a guy. Supposedly a HIGH SCHOOL guy, who somehow, looked like he never been thru puberty and sounded like he was 8. And he had this fuckin smile on his face that was so un describably innocent, like a Jesus-looking-up-at-his-mother-in-the-manger smile, that it made me want to kick him in the teeth.
At another part in the show, the character that I dont know her name, but I know her real name is Lea Michele becuz she sung the anthem at the Super Bowl (shittily), is doin some kind of number. and HER voice is just....ugh. She got a straight up Disney Princess voice. She sounds like every single generic-as-hell, bland, featureless, heartless, soulless, but technically correct voice that you ever heard in a 90s disney movie ever. Pocohontas, Princess Jasmine, whoever. Not Mulan, cuz I think she was sang by christina aguelira who can actually sing, but yall get the picture. The girl can hit the right note, but her voice is so disgustingly "perfect" without having the slightest bit of emotion, feeling, soul, NOTHING to it. Its just hollow, empty, Shes like a singing robot. She was probably little fuckin orphan Annie in some school play when she was a kid. her voice sent shivers down my spine, in the BAD way, the way that you want to put your hands over your ears becuz its just so fuckin EARNEST that you cant stand to listen to it. Every single thing this bitch sings is just the same old, overdone, sweet, perfect performance, there aint nothing natural about her.
Every time the kids in the show do a singing performance, I just wanna scream. And I know that doin a review of the singing skills of the kids aint a review of the show but I just had to get that off my chest, becuz if i even do the slightest hint of a sigh or rolling my eyes when my sister or moms is watchin, they have a fit and tell me to STFU and GTFO.
Anyways....as far as the show goes, I cant seem to find any plot thats worth a shit in the times that I been there long enough to witness a whole episode. (I wont say "watch" since I really aint watching it, but am just bein there while its on TV and trying not to let it absorb). But even I know that in the show, the glee club is the sad little misfit club, the club that dont get no funding, the club that everybody looks down on, the cute, plucky little underdog club that might SEEM to be a sorry little group but in reality, they are OMGSOTALENTED, and will totally win teh world with that talent. and I know it becuz they over emphasize the shit outta that fact. They might as well just make a neon sign that explains how the glee club is the bottom of the school club totem pole and have it glowing in the background of every scene, in case the viewers forget.
Of course they have obstacles but with their oh so amazing voices and skills and talents, the devoted, loving teacher who will like totally do anything for "his kids" puts together some magical singing number and they all get together and sing their hearts out in a Disney-montage-worthy finale, and then they win or get the money for the club or convince the people to join or watever it is that they are tryna accomplish in that episode.
Seriously, this show makes my fuckin skin crawl.
April Tuna. :D
