I have a tendency to drop things. I don't know why. It's super annoying.
I'm annoyed right now. I wanna bust a cap in someone's ass, but I'd probably drop the gun. It would naturally still go off and I'd end up shooting my leg or something, and I'm not even a famous football player
so i went in for an annual check-up today and when it came time for the look-sideways-and-cough part my doc was liek "lol you've got some big balls son. like that country western song 'big balls in cowtown'..."
i lol'd, then he proceeded to yank on each ball in like an alternating fashion and do some sort of advanced medical examination of my balls. so yeah that was interesting
my balls are in excellent health tho just fyi, as is the rest of me