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TTYS vs. Hats

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Carl Landrover

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I have a tendency to drop things. I don't know why. It's super annoying.

I'm annoyed right now. I wanna bust a cap in someone's ass, but I'd probably drop the gun. It would naturally still go off and I'd end up shooting my leg or something, and I'm not even a famous football player
 

Carl Landrover

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Am I being serenaded?


You know those magical moments you just know you'll remember forever...
 

Roger&Me

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so i went in for an annual check-up today and when it came time for the look-sideways-and-cough part my doc was liek "lol you've got some big balls son. like that country western song 'big balls in cowtown'..."

i lol'd, then he proceeded to yank on each ball in like an alternating fashion and do some sort of advanced medical examination of my balls. so yeah that was interesting

my balls are in excellent health tho just fyi, as is the rest of me
 

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doc should have gone for a potential 10 yr sentence crime


go big of go home imo. guess go big isn't a real option with roger, though?
 
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