Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
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- Nov 3, 1999
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In a heartwarming new development my dealer mama-san offered me a job today when I went to pick-up. It involves driving her girls around to outcall bookings at night. Payment is 10 % of the takings plus one point of meth and a blowjob of my choice each night.
Seems my instinct to to be cool when seemingly ripped off has paid dividends. Sadly, I'm not sure I can get away with telling my family I'm working overnight Uber shifts. I can't decide if this development means my life is now complete or totally lost. It's nice to be wanted though. Seems the idea came from the girls themselves.
Seems my instinct to to be cool when seemingly ripped off has paid dividends. Sadly, I'm not sure I can get away with telling my family I'm working overnight Uber shifts. I can't decide if this development means my life is now complete or totally lost. It's nice to be wanted though. Seems the idea came from the girls themselves.