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Moon (At least there's kind of a shot at coming back to earth; I also want to see if it's made of cheese).

Would you rather live in a yurt or a regular tent?
 
Juice with breakfast (milk in my tea or coffee though)

Smoke weed with Bob Marley and his kids or Cypress Hill?
 
Smoke with Bob obviously (Damian can come along to mebbe but not all Bob's damn kids there's too many and I want Bob to myself innit)

High quality weed or high quality hashish?
 
High quality weed (though both are nice)

Do you like your peanut butter smooth or chunky?
 
Smoke with Bob obviously (Damian can come along to mebbe but not all Bob's damn kids there's too many and I want Bob to myself innit)
I thought the exact same thing about Bob and his kids lol

High quality weed or high quality hashish?
Hashish

Edit: @BK38 beat me to it
 
Sometimes I remember them, sometimes I don't.

Would you rather a pet bird or a pet hamster?
 
Neither, but a hamster wouldn’t long for the sky


One big pill or two smaller pills?
 
Nixon. At least he’s wasn’t a perv.


Do you like to cook or have someone cook for you?
 
Both, but I like cooking myself better!

If you won $1 million dollars, what's the first thing you would buy?

a House or tons of drugs ?
 
Financial security (money might not buy happiness but it sure can buy a seadoo)

Leave early from work on Monday or Friday?
 
Friday is always poets day (Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday)

Cum down their throat or in their face?
 
Kleenex. I give her Kleenex.
I wash my own face from the orifice of the divine spits at me. Anything else would feel like taking someone out to dinner, and afterwards go like, "So, you owe me 20,50$ plus cabfare. I don't do checks."


A short, intense life, burning out before 50 with sex, drugs and rampamt hedonism, exiting with 9mm-sleeping pill and a rotten-body landslide into a coffin, organs as useless as filled up condoms,
or
do the 9-5, hustling to climb the corpo-ladder, get a mortagage, settle down into co-depence, hybrid car, hitting the same pussy/getting pounded by the same dick for life, breed tiny you's and dying of natural causes at 90?
 
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