Watch it suffer. I don't believe in putting animals out of their misery. Death is beautiful. Plus my shoes would get messy if I stomped it.
Spend the rest of your life speaking ultra high-pitch (think Mickey Mouse after inhaling helium) with a New Zealand accent... or normal pitch with a Scottish accent so thick nobody can understand what you're saying?
Probably just get it over and done with after healthcare workers get it (I'll let you know if I sprout an extra testicle or something). I'm not in a high risk category though.
Would you rather party with Ted Cruz or Donald Trump Jr. (They'll pay for the nose candy and hookers)?
I would say best friend without context (but I don't really feel this question is fair. You need both in your life to be healthy. Optimal scenario both are you best friends, right?)
You can only listen to one band for the rest or your life or you can only watch one movie/TV show for the rest of your life?