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Things you recommend sticking your wang into -versus- things you might think twice about in the future (your poor little fella)

Atelier3 said:
Yep. No dramas. We know people were being humorous and there was no ill intent. Good jokes are always welcome and posting when buzzed is always fine.
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Good to know! Glad no one was harmed in the making of this thread! šŸ˜‚ I completely understand your decision so no problems on this side either.
 
I ordered a vibrating flesh-light type toy from China on Alibaba and I can hardly fit my (average sized) dick in it. I have to push the head hard into it and eventually it pops in. It's hard to not cum in a couple of minutes. Made a sex toy ages ago out of a vacuum and other household stuff. It had holes on the side that you could play like a flute to change the suction. That thing was pretty cool. Every now and then I think about trying to patent it... but knowing my luck it'll rip somebody's dick off and I'll go bankrupt or end up in jail.
 
birdup.snaildown said:
I ordered a vibrating flesh-light type toy from China on Alibaba and I can hardly fit my (average sized) dick in it. I have to push the head hard into it and eventually it pops in. It's hard to not cum in a couple of minutes. Made a sex toy ages ago out of a vacuum and other household stuff. It had holes on the side that you could play like a flute to change the suction. That thing was pretty cool. Every now and then I think about trying to patent it... but knowing my luck it'll rip somebody's dick off and I'll go bankrupt or end up in jail.
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That reminds me of one of the greatest comedies ever made. The Jerk starring Steve Martin.

Freudzilla said:
Isnā€™t it sad as fuck that in 2021 we need booby trapped condoms to keep women from getting raped? But yes I definitely donā€™t want one of those anywhere near my junk..
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People have been imagining dentatas since the beginning of time. Neil Stephenson's Snow Crash predicted the Jaap Haumann (fuggin ouch) and the Rape-aXe, now available at a fine retailer near you.
 
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