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The Tale of the n00b and the Bull.

Asante

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A veteran and a n00b walked through a pasture.

They stopped to admire the view of cows grazing.

"My God is everything wonderful and nice." the n00b said.

"And that?" the veteran said, pointing at a smoothly defecating bull,

"Is your God also bullshit?"

"Of course not!" the n00b said, offended, "How dare you liken God to the poop of an animal?!"

"Then he is not MY God." said the veteran, picked a liberty cap and ate it.
 

G_Chem

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I like it but I’m gonna be that dick and say Liberty Caps grow in fields n pastures but not out of dung ;)

What is slang for cubensis in the field? My dad calls em “biscuits.”

-GC
 

Asante

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I wish my climate allowed for Cubies to grow wild. We do have Wavy Caps though.
 

deficiT

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if there's a heaven, there has to be a hell. if there is big trippy mushrooms, there must be some sort of jank for it to grow on. if god is omniscient he must also be omnipotent.
 
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