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Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again


Ain’t been round since you know when
Christmas time is here again
O-U-T spells “out”

The boys arrive at BBC House.

“What do you want?”
“We have been granted permission, O wise one.”
“Ah, pass in peace.”

Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is…

“An audition will be held at 10am, Wednesday the first in the fluffy rehearsal rooms. Bring your own!”
“Thank you. Next please!”
“Would over here be convenient for you?”
“Carry on!”
“Over here. Are you 13, huh?”
“Next, please!”

Get Wonderlust for your trousers
Get Wonderlust for your hair

“Sitting with me in the studio tonight is a cross section of British youth. I’d like first of all to speak to you, Sir Gerald.”
“Oh, not a bit of it. We have a job to do, Michael.”
“Ah, yes, yes, quite. I don’t think you’re answering my question.”
“Oh, let me put it this way: there was a job to be done.”


Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again

On to the next round!
Ding dong ding! Ha! Ha!

“In the recent heavy fighting near Blackpool, Mrs G Evans of Solihull was gradually injured. She wants, for all the people in hospital, Plenty Of Jam Jars by the Ravellers. And here it is.”

Plenty of jam jars, baby
Plenty of jam jars for you (For you, baby)
Plenty of jam jars, baby
Plenty of jam jars for you
Plenty of jam jars, baby (Baby, baby)
Plenty of jam jars for you
Plenty of jam jars, baby
Plenty of jam jars for you

“And how old are you?”
“Thirty-two.”
“Ooh!”
“Never…”
“I am!”
“Get away.”
“I am!”
“Well, what prize have you got your eyes on?”
“I have?”
“Ooh!”
“Well you’ve just won a trip to Denver and five others.”
“Ooh!”
“Thank you.”
“And also – wait for it – you have been elected as independent candidate for Paddington!”
“Ooh!”
“Look after yourself! Ha ha!”


Get Wonderlust for your trousers
Get Wonderlust for your hair

Theatre hour is brought to you tonight from the arms of someone new.

“Hello? I’m speaking from a call box!”
“Hello? Hello, operator? Hello, operator? I’ve been cut off! I’ve been cut off! It’s emergency!”

O-U-T spells “out”

Christmas time is here again
Ain’t been round since you know when
Christmas time is here again
O-U-T spells “out”

Christmas time is here again

“And how old are you?”
“Thirty-two! Ha ha ha!”
“Never! Ha ha ha!”
“Well, you won a prize! Ha ha ha!”
“Get off the show! Ha ha ha!”
“They’d like to thank you for a wonderful year.”
“We’d like to thank you for a wonderful year.”
“Thank you for a wonderful year.”
“Carry on!”
“Look after yourself! Ha ha ha!”
“Come in!”

When Christmas time is o’er,
and your bonny clay us through.
Happy breastling to you people
All our best from me to you.
When the beasty brangle mutton
To the heather in the glen
I’ll be struttin’ oot in my tether
To your arms once back again.
Och away, ye bonnie.
 
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