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Sexy The New Nudie Thread vs 2019 is gonna be a SEXY year (NSFW!)

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axe battler

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Bnt please bear in mind a few pages ago k had a decent hard on!! And it's winter! And I did almost half a 20 rock!!
 
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Your dick doesn't get any bigger when you lose weight, your pubic mound is less fatty so your dick isn't cased in fat.

Also maybe he's a grower not a shower! Some people have small looking flaccid dix but they grow to decent Cox.

I'm a grower not a shower, but even with stims I'm afraid to say I'm quite a bit bigger than that...well a bit...
Yes, I should have said: I meant visually.
 

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I think that scale/chart thing is extremely inaccurate. I'm sure I read 6" was the approx. avg for Europe as a whole.
The real question is how did they come up with the data?

Was there a census? 🤔

"And how many people live in the household?.. Mmmk, now if you can just drop the 'ol trousers" (pulls out ruler)
 

axe battler

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The ones that drop their.dicks.out are the "showers not growers" and a lot of the time their dicks are the same size or even.sometims SMALLER! than those with smaller flaccid six!
 

axe battler

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I wanna see more atom dicks. Actually more makes females would be better!!!
We got any BL females who are on the chubbier side! I love curves and squidgy bits!??
 

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Too bad I was in time out during what I like to refer to as the "knocked up knockers era" as well as an equally amazing time of my life I fondle, er fondly, look back on (during morning showers mostly) as the "magically milky lactating lassies era"
 

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@MonkeysOnEcstacy have you ever had a good feed straight from the breast when there painfully engorged? It was a lovely bonding experience between me and my soul mate RIP xxx
Can neither confirm nor deny.

I will admit to getting a business plan and mission statement ready for a new brand of cheese sometime in that period of my life.

Also, I do remember helping her hand express on a headful of LSD and 2cb in a bed and breakfast on our first night away from baby. It was squirting everywhere! Such gleeful laughter filled the milky air.

It's certainly better than cow's milk or formula, pyuck 🤭

Sry for your loss brudder 🐄
 
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@MonkeysOnEcstacy have you ever had a good feed straight from the breast when there painfully engorged? It was a lovely bonding experience between me and my soul mate RIP xxx
There - a place (e.g. "hey, is that a herpe there on your lip, axe battler?")
Their - belong to (e.g. "have you seen axe battler? Their herpes are pretty gross!")
They're - an abbreviation of "they are" (e.g. "Super gross! They're probably contagious!")

[just joshing with you, btw :p no offense intended ;) - the there/their/they're thing is just my biggest pet peeve lol]
 

axe battler

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Yeah she'd big in so much pain she went to a HH and thee pump was too slow. Itgsy a bit like soy milk and your guaranteed sex afterwards cos they'r so grateful
 

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Don't knocker it until you try it, iirc imHo iykwim

Aren't we still waiting on your androgynous genitalia fella?
Still makes me wanna hardcore puke just reading about it.

Oh, yeah! I forgot about that.
DON'T ASSUME MY GENDER...once you've seen the pics you'll be less sure (if you don't go insane and claw your eyes out first)
 
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