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Everybody gimme fiddy feet! Gotta break dis shit down or build one big ass fumigator for the masses. :cool:

Hold... ok, slapped this together real quick. We lay the j on the ground and it walks over it and eats it from beneath. It then distills the ground product to live 99.99% thc which is vaporized and dispersed at hip level so that if anyone wants to get high just lay down for a minute and chill... or chew on yer sock or something, ymmv.



Pattent pending
 

✿Dai₷y✿

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*Theres a lovely group of young ladies with darling little outfits and are wanting to know whose the big daddy of the house, shall I get your father?*
 

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good ole man caves. lots of good memories hanging with my pals in dads mancave while we watch some staticky porn. for some reason i had thought that those little bumps that are along the edge of the dick was caused because its ur sperm swimming back into ur cock.
 

Snafu of the Forest

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*Theres a lovely group of young ladies with darling little outfits and are wanting to know whose the big daddy of the house, shall I get your father?*

umm, sure... if you can find him. Haven't spoken to him in years. When is the last time you talked to dad?


*I'm busy doing your washing and ironing my dear, whatever are these white stains all over your sheets,
on my sheets? I don't get laid, all my cum stains are in my crusty jizz socks

jeez mom thought you knew these things
 

✿Dai₷y✿

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Is it time for you boys to go outside and play or are your lady friends still showing you new ways of eating carrots and cucumbers?

Make sure you wash your hands, we never fed you boys with our hoo hats in my day.:(


(I couldn't find your father dear, the man of the house is you, she appears to have replacement powder with her, is it for jock itch darling?

Do you want mummy to look at your pee pee?
 
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