Terms for being fucked....

[KingOfWessex]

No more drugs for you CFC you crazy bastard

 

[garym]

mangled. in bits, in bits !

 

[KingOfWessex]

Nagasakied

 

[Crackedout420]

Lit

 

[Crackedout420]

Turnt

 

[KingOfWessex]

Beadle'd (When your so Fucked your right hand shrinks)

Think id rather take a fiver out of his normal hand than a tenner out of his little hand....

Cause lets be honest if he was offering you money something isnt right anyway.......

" Watch out beadle's about..." It all makes sense now.....

 

[Crackedout420]

Legit knew a guy who would say hes drinking himself "autistic"

 

[CFC]

Loose

 

[Jabberwocky]

Shumacher'd

Maddie McCanned

this is the funniest shit I've read in a while

 

[Phobos]

For a person "To be the Boss/Chief/CEO"
"Ruined"
When high on stims or psychedelic amphetamines "Scared" (in reference to the deer-in-the-headlight look)
In reference to the facial distortions caused by high dose MDMA/stims/Ketamine "Monstering"
For a group of people "board of directors" (especially when a group of people are consuming some drug together)

 

[izo]

das ist kein leben wert, du dummes kind.

 

[Shortec Stublue!!]

Paggered (I'm assuming you mean fucked in the exhausted sense and not in the jiggy-jiggy, messy fluids to clean up sense?)

Could be both, fluids fly depending on who or what you are getting fucked on lol.

Fucking steaming mate!!

 

[monstanoodle]

I overheard....
"Best get you to bed, yer all dribbly"
... a while back and had to refrain from laughing hysterically

It was true though. Totally w00pdeedood

 

[Inso]

At my uni the pothead group had this term where they say they were 'up the riggins' i.e. 'high' up.

This progressed to weed being referred to as 'Riggins'. Creative times.

 

[Inso]

Bonus answer: "I'm higher than Giraffe pussy"

We should have a Scottish thread, they have so many good ones. "I've got a good dunt going here, cunts"

 

[KingOfWessex]

Barrymore'd - so fucked you didn't even realise you got in the pool and your asshole needs reconstructive surgery

 

[Jabberwocky]

(When your so Fucked your right hand shrinks)

Think id rather take a fiver out of his normal hand than a tenner out of his little hand....

Wtffff mate looool

 

[Jabberwocky]

He could make a fortune slapping cocks around with his little hand

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

P

He could make a fortune slapping cocks around with his little hand

Yeh, my cock would look fuckin massive in that hand....

 

[Jabberwocky]

I thought king was fucking around and that hand is edited but it's real wtffff

Ok i'm gonna stop before the situation gets out of hand