- Jul 17, 2010
- land of little people and big trees
We got you from the gypsies. Be good or we're sending you back!
pmsl my folks used to say the yeti would come and take us away and make us live in a cold cave with branches for bedding if we did not behave.
we had the normal, if you don't eat your carrots you wont be able to see in the dark. If you keep making faces and the wind changes it will stay like that.
the daft one that sticks in my head though to stop us drinking fizzy juice and eating chewing gum was, chewing gum is made from rats tails and trolls farted in bottles of juice to make it fizzy and no-one likes to drink fart juice.
my parents, especially my mum would make up all sorts of stuff, wish she was still around as I am sure my kids would love some of the stuff she came out with