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So I'm buying a poisonous snake. Taking bets on how long I'll last.

TNW ruins my thread. Course of action.


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Thou

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Leucistic Monacled Cobra hatchlings:



Was goign to start off soft with a copperhead but fuck it.

If the things worth doing, it's worth doing right.

Is sourcing for antivenom against the BLUA?


Wish me luck.
 

Thou

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why buy when you can wrangle them from my yard?
Capture is half the fun of owning a poisonous snake.

Nah, I save that for alligator season.

No wrestingling. Just grab the little fuck by the tail it's not complicated. Alligators I have to gladiate on their own turf, and I'm not a great swimmer...I prefer a fair fight, don't you?

Plus they don't come as cute baby albinos with supereme genetics! Look how cute he is!



Did I mention aqueous animals at any point so far?

Yeah. I didn't. I'm not a fucking retard. I'm a drug-addled writer who's only life-sustainging principle is that I could die any minute.

Big difference.

I'm also not a whore who would ever appear on televeision. ever.

just the tip?


You'd need a serious drag getup and gossimer rouge to get into that scene, then I'd still use contraceptives.

I don't need pernicious anemia or bat flu or whatever creepy virus crawling around in the collective faggot ecosystem.


I've got my own problems with Hep C atm and I'd rather not push my luck.
 
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Thou

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steve irwin grabbed by tail.

Neck close to fangs close to venom. Use logic.

And I'm serious,

But nobody gives a flying fuck.


Don't order drugs from me assholes because the crystaline substance may very well be black mamba venom dried and powdered for your conveneience.

Fuck anthrax. Neurotoxins are ftw.
 

Pharcyde

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steve irwin grabbed by tail.

Neck close to fangs close to venom. Use logic.

And I'm serious,

But nobody gives a flying fuck.


Don't order drugs from me assholes because the crystaline substance may very well be black mamba venom dried and powdered for your conveneience.

Fuck anthrax. Neurotoxins are ftw.


ill take that chance
 
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