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Wisdom Share some advice or pointers for the youngins out there.

mal3volent

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Post real life advice as well as any pointers you might have learned along the way....



1. If you're high you can't get arrested. It is against the law.
#know your rights
 
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mal3volent

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2. Punkers don't mix with non punkers.

Save yourself the heartache and just look for a nice EDM boy/girl.
 

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3. Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

4. Unless you're in a shitty punk band, don't sign up to play shows at shitty punk band venues

5. Getting high solves all of life's problems and has no negative side effects, ever, at all
 

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7. Wipe from front to back, and toggle (tickle? jangle?) your pubococcygeal muscles while wiping. Almost as if you're fingering yourself as you toggle, but not too deep. This way, especially in the summer, you won't have any skid marks. This is probably most important for females. With their skanky, skanky underwearz.
 

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Lol.. forgot about this..

9. Wash it with acetone. Let it dry for a day.

I'm not as creative as i used to be 🤷‍♂️
 

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8. Always offer people whose online handles start with X a sampling of your drugs, and/or $50

But... That'll bankrupt me...

This is the internet, piles of people have names that start with superfluous x's. :(

13. If someone tells you something that makes no sense, it's probably because it's a dirty lie.
 

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14. If you encounter baby pigs, make sure to sit down and let them swarm you and snuggle in your lap. The result will be greater levels of endogenous oxytocin. Dat oxy straight to the dome, bro
 
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