Sex and the COVID-19 LOCKDOWN STORIES

[geekgrl]

Does anyone have any techniques or advice on how to reduce the spread of the virus while having sex?

Things like not kissing, etc?

2 metres apart lol? I'll ask my escort friend.

 

[w01fg4ng]

2 metres apart lol? I'll ask my escort friend.

That's actually not bad advice if I was looking for a hookup.

I want to protect myself and my partner because we are sexually active. Condoms aren't going to happen for us but the kissing thing already has stopped because it wasn't a priority for us anyway.

 

[geekgrl]

That's actually not bad advice if I was looking for a hookup.

I want to protect myself and my partner because we are sexually active. Condoms aren't going to happen for us but the kissing thing already has stopped because it wasn't a priority for us anyway.

Wow... U sound super sensible! Illegal in my country apparently to have sexual relations with someone out of your household. Or maybe u can make a bubble (which is the govt way of allowing single people to not be lonely)

 

[geekgrl]

That's actually not bad advice if I was looking for a hookup.

I want to protect myself and my partner because we are sexually active. Condoms aren't going to happen for us but the kissing thing already has stopped because it wasn't a priority for us anyway.

TBH the science says that its mostly droplets from your respiratory system, so maybe masks worn properly would give you the best immunity.

 

[nznity]

Am i gonna IMPLODE? I haven't had sex in over a year.....

 

[w01fg4ng]

TBH the science says that its mostly droplets from your respiratory system, so maybe masks worn properly would give you the best immunity.

That does make sense. It adds another layer of awkwardness that I can't quite comprehend at the moment but it sounds effective.

I recently found out what snowballing means. Thankfully neither of us have ever done or wanted to do that sexual act because it sounds extremely high risk sexual behavior as far as covid is concerned.

Snowballed

Spoiler

An exchange of semen during oral sex.

A guy ejaculates into his partner's mouth during oral sex, and then semen is passed back into the mouth of the guy who just ejaculated through kissing.

This can involve multiple partners, and the term can also be used when the guy who just came didn't know his partner was going to transfer his semen back to him.
Fred's girlfriend is giving him oral sex; she ejaculates and she gives him a big wet french kiss before she swallows. Fred's been snowballed!

 

[geekgrl]

That does make sense. It adds another layer of awkwardness that I can't quite comprehend at the moment but it sounds effective.

I recently found out what snowballing means. Thankfully neither of us have ever done or wanted to do that sexual act because it sounds extremely high risk sexual behavior as far as covid is concerned.

Snowballed

Spoiler

An exchange of semen during oral sex.

A guy ejaculates into his partner's mouth during oral sex, and then semen is passed back into the mouth of the guy who just ejaculated through kissing.

This can involve multiple partners, and the term can also be used when the guy who just came didn't know his partner was going to transfer his semen back to him.
Fred's girlfriend is giving him oral sex; she ejaculates and she gives him a big wet french kiss before she swallows. Fred's been snowballed!

Oh wowsers a snowball is a name for a speedball here. I think I know which one I prefer

 

[Captain.Heroin]

In the uk I believe it's now illegal to have sex unless you live together.... I broke that rule recently but a girl needs SOMETHING!

They should just pass a rule you have to choose like 1 person and stick to that and not be a ho. They should call it the Anti-Homewreckin' Ho's Act.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Am i gonna IMPLODE? I haven't had sex in over a year.....

You've got a decent body. I'm sure it won't be hard.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

That does make sense. It adds another layer of awkwardness that I can't quite comprehend at the moment but it sounds effective.

I recently found out what snowballing means. Thankfully neither of us have ever done or wanted to do that sexual act because it sounds extremely high risk sexual behavior as far as covid is concerned.

Snowballed

Spoiler

An exchange of semen during oral sex.

A guy ejaculates into his partner's mouth during oral sex, and then semen is passed back into the mouth of the guy who just ejaculated through kissing.

This can involve multiple partners, and the term can also be used when the guy who just came didn't know his partner was going to transfer his semen back to him.
Fred's girlfriend is giving him oral sex; she ejaculates and she gives him a big wet french kiss before she swallows. Fred's been snowballed!

Wait so like

Do you guys wear face masks during sex?

Are either of you working/going out?

Odds are this is an airborne virus. The whole overestimation of asymptomatic spreaders and the inability to find them in mass testing of huge numbers of people in China implies this is caught like measles would be, by breathing in affected air that someone was once in. Proximity gives air less time to circulate/virus to die. Poor ventilation may enable it to linger in the air somewhat longer but it will eventually settle and die on a surface in time.

I am not much into kissing during sex but it's nice to get the mood going before sex, sometimes, I guess.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Does anyone have any techniques or advice on how to reduce the spread of the virus while having sex?

Things like not kissing, etc?

Chinese CDC says avoid eating ass (and they admitted douching may not eliminate all viral particles) but have heard from other scientists oral ingestion of food with covid-19 would not lead to infection (oral ingestion -> stomach acid -> burned away; not inhaled -> lungs -> rapid reproduction and spread without immune response -> disease -> development of antibodies, maybe -> etc).

My advice is to just fuck one person, hope that you're the only one they are fucking, and avoid other people at all costs.

 

[w01fg4ng]

Wait so like

Do you guys wear face masks during sex?

Are either of you working/going out?

Odds are this is an airborne virus. The whole overestimation of asymptomatic spreaders and the inability to find them in mass testing of huge numbers of people in China implies this is caught like measles would be, by breathing in affected air that someone was once in. Proximity gives air less time to circulate/virus to die. Poor ventilation may enable it to linger in the air somewhat longer but it will eventually settle and die on a surface in time.

I am not much into kissing during sex but it's nice to get the mood going before sex, sometimes, I guess.

We both wear masks when going out to stores but never at home, where we obviously have the most action.

I realize the large risks of exposure from living together but you gave me an idea about the air. I could open the doors/windows more frequently to prevent stagnant air from collecting as much.

 

[geekgrl]

They should just pass a rule you have to choose like 1 person and stick to that and not be a ho. They should call it the Anti-Homewreckin' Ho's Act.

They did just make a rule saying if you live on your own you can have a 'bubble' with another household, but not different ones.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

They did just make a rule saying if you live on your own you can have a 'bubble' with another household, but not different ones.

That's hot... bubble with a frat house and fuck all the dudes

break up w/ them after the shagging and find kappa delta phi for covid lockup stories part II



The rule is good though. I ALREADY PREDICTED that people being ho's, having a lot of sex WOULD FUCK UP THE LOCKDOWNS. People are SEXUAL. Some of us are in our prime, others are close to end of prime WE AREN'T GOING TO THROW THESE YEARS AWAY and I was sure of it.

I'm not saying people SHOULDN'T self-quarantine - by all means please save yourself from the lung plague IT IS REAL IT DOES KILL and even if you live you might have health issues etc.

But I understand human psychology, sexuality... it's just not going to go away. Not everyone was married prior to lockdown.

 

[geekgrl]

The rule is good though. I ALREADY PREDICTED that people being ho's, having a lot of sex WOULD FUCK UP THE LOCKDOWNS

my friend is an escort and says her work hasn't got any quieter.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

my friend is an escort and says her work hasn't got any quieter.

Does she use a face mask?

I am legitimately interested - does she do her work outdoors? Does she leave the windows open if indoors?

I'm quite curious.

Does she use protection like condoms?

Has she reported covid-like symptoms since 2020 began?

 

[geekgrl]

Does she use a face mask?

no unless it's medical theme

does she do her work outdoors

No, at her house.

Does she leave the windows open if indoors?

Only if it's hot

Does she use protection like condoms?

Yes but is still advertising 'oral without condom' which is a new acronym I learned from her ad.

Has she reported covid-like symptoms since 2020 began?

She's got a permanent cold, but snorts a lot of k.

Glad I could help? I might ask her if covid comes up in any special requests, if you like?

 

[Captain.Heroin]

LOL UNLESS IT'S MEDICAL THEME AHAHAHAHAHH

oh god

A+ I am already loving this

btw woral without condom might actually be harm reduction

this one chick had inhaled a condom INTO HER LUNG and was doing bodily damage and she didn't know and it was in there for months

*omfg*

 

[Captain.Heroin]

She's got a permanent cold, but snorts a lot of k.

Glad I could help? I might ask her if covid comes up in any special requests, if you like?

oh yeah I know that type

"snorts a lot of k" yeah I have all my questions answered LOL



I was doing a lot of k earlier this year and oh man them were the days.

 

[Shady's Fox]

Yah, we do have a way of making sex without physical contact = talk. Stimulate your mind.