Q. Why do Florida State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What does the average Florida State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: If you have a car containing a Seminoles wide receiver, a Seminoles linebacker, and a Seminoles defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What does a Florida State Seminoles fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Q: Why do Central Florida fans smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.