Other S&G Meme-Joke Thread

[TheLoveBandit]

Memes....joke?

Videos? (Move to NCAAF thread if more appropriate)

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Q: What do you call 20 Vikings’ fans in the basement?
A: A Whine Cellar.

Q: What do the Atlanta Falcons and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your front yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What’s the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What happened to the joke that Jay Cutler told his receivers?
A. It went over their heads.

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Q. Why do Florida State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What does the average Florida State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Q: If you have a car containing a Seminoles wide receiver, a Seminoles linebacker, and a Seminoles defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: What does a Florida State Seminoles fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Q: Why do Central Florida fans smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

 

[TheLoveBandit]

Due to a severe drop in ratings, the NFL has decided that one team will have to be cut from the league. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Green Bay Packers will be merged into one team. They will be called the TAMPACKS. They will be good for one period and have no second string.

 

[TheLoveBandit]

 

[TheLoveBandit]

 

[Coxenormous]

 

[mal3volent]

Last two were

 

[w01fg4ng]

 

[TheLoveBandit]

 

[TheLoveBandit]

This one and the last one could be put in CEPS, but I like to feed this thread too.

 

[TheLoveBandit]

 

[mal3volent]

 

[TheLoveBandit]

 

[Ds]

RIP Adobe Flash.

*sniffle*

 

[mal3volent]

 

[Ds]

 

[mal3volent]

this is why I rarely play shooters anymore lol

 

[TheLoveBandit]

It is why I stopped playing after like two tries.

 

[Ds]