Re-purposing Household Items

Nicomorphinist

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I read on the label of a cylinder of Clorox disposable cleaning wipes that they are not to be used for personal hygiene, in other words, not for diaper changes, the wipes are not arsewipe and so on. How many people have done this, however? How about spraying Flex Seal on one's dong or that of their lover(s) and so on.

There are a number of household cleaning products which carry the warning that using the product in a manner inconsistent with its labelling is a violation of the law. No doubt the fact that malefactors can use them in various combinations to blow up shit . . . but also for things held in high esteem by the huffing set, viz model aeroplane epoxy glue, correction fluid, automotive products containing ether, petroleum distillates and other such chemicals. Remember the Red Bull Gives You Wings advertising campaign? Well, so does ether and look at the structural formula -- quite bat-like

14437 "Aaah --- We can't stop here! This is bat country!" --Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Chapter 1
 
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Phobos

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Did you actually spray flex seal on your penis?
 
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