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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
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Yeeeaaa, check this shit out.
By now you heard the story about how i got caught....playin with my shit
but hold that thought...before you disrespect J R O C,
it could happen to you because it happened to me and T.
Check this shit out..
The situation broke out when i smoked too much bud,
reached in my drawers n pulled out my pud..
bust open a jar of petroleum jelly,
started thinkin bout Donna n Nicky n Shelly...
In my mind we was hittin it, we was almost there,
then the door busted open n fuck my moms was there...
Dont disrespect J R O C,
it could happen to u because it happened to me n T...
Wiccka wocka wok nome sayin,
eerizza wizz uh wizzuh
By now you heard the story about how i got caught....playin with my shit
but hold that thought...before you disrespect J R O C,
it could happen to you because it happened to me and T.
Check this shit out..
The situation broke out when i smoked too much bud,
reached in my drawers n pulled out my pud..
bust open a jar of petroleum jelly,
started thinkin bout Donna n Nicky n Shelly...
In my mind we was hittin it, we was almost there,
then the door busted open n fuck my moms was there...
Dont disrespect J R O C,
it could happen to u because it happened to me n T...
Wiccka wocka wok nome sayin,
eerizza wizz uh wizzuh
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmm, this might be all right
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should sent this cool cat?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmm, this might be all right
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Is this the type of place that they should sent this cool cat?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Rigatoni Alfredo, two twinks bathed in mayo,
Crack the whip, sink their ship, hot-hot potato.
When in church never pray-o, and i'm not here to stay-o,
Guns drawn, no respawn, Trinidad n Tobego.
Boys where's my fucking halo, tripped up on hump day-yo,
Eating cheese, nigga please, fish scale the yay-yo.
Crack the whip, sink their ship, hot-hot potato.
When in church never pray-o, and i'm not here to stay-o,
Guns drawn, no respawn, Trinidad n Tobego.
Boys where's my fucking halo, tripped up on hump day-yo,
Eating cheese, nigga please, fish scale the yay-yo.
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Tick tick, tick tock
I'ma tick off yo life with this here glock
Keep runnin with the conspiracy theory flock
Thinkin e'ery feature it takin' centuries to conclude's a crock
Lambs, sheep, rams and dalmations
You fools set on damning the nations
With the history so recent showing otherwise
How is it they got you believin' the lies
So easily
When the truth could set you free
From hatred
I pray for the day you start to see
I'ma tick off yo life with this here glock
Keep runnin with the conspiracy theory flock
Thinkin e'ery feature it takin' centuries to conclude's a crock
Lambs, sheep, rams and dalmations
You fools set on damning the nations
With the history so recent showing otherwise
How is it they got you believin' the lies
So easily
When the truth could set you free
From hatred
I pray for the day you start to see
Take me to church, show me your way,
I am open to new orders of the day,
Anything I could put on a resume, or use to manipulate the Express way,
For all intents and purposes my conscious is made out of papier-mache.
Right and wrong, wrong and right,
The hatred's been gone, all I do is incite riots and I have
Nothing left to give, because the lies that I see
Are only coming from every single community.
Then who am I to know the difference?
Who am I to know where to stand?
We assess a situation, "make up our minds", then proceed with our own action,
But what if the truth is that half-truths are what guide our society?
What is the truth, dare I ask.
There must be something that I have overlooked.
Packed, shipped, arrived and booked.
Enjoy your stay, everyone's mind is cooked.
I am open to new orders of the day,
Anything I could put on a resume, or use to manipulate the Express way,
For all intents and purposes my conscious is made out of papier-mache.
Right and wrong, wrong and right,
The hatred's been gone, all I do is incite riots and I have
Nothing left to give, because the lies that I see
Are only coming from every single community.
Then who am I to know the difference?
Who am I to know where to stand?
We assess a situation, "make up our minds", then proceed with our own action,
But what if the truth is that half-truths are what guide our society?
What is the truth, dare I ask.
There must be something that I have overlooked.
Packed, shipped, arrived and booked.
Enjoy your stay, everyone's mind is cooked.
Specified
Temporary Ban
Finally free for eternity
I gaze upward to see
The moon is really made of cheese
That chedda, it's got me runnin
Towards a better life
But society's just frontin
Inflation escapin the bounds of time
Before you know it, you're all mine
Says uncle sam, more like fuck you man
Because being homeless, that's a crime
Times have changed mysteriously
Used to be more easy to be free
But nevermind that, put on your red hat
And keep watching more TV
I gaze upward to see
The moon is really made of cheese
That chedda, it's got me runnin
Towards a better life
But society's just frontin
Inflation escapin the bounds of time
Before you know it, you're all mine
Says uncle sam, more like fuck you man
Because being homeless, that's a crime
Times have changed mysteriously
Used to be more easy to be free
But nevermind that, put on your red hat
And keep watching more TV
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Achievements won't matter on your fucking death bed,
Ruminating past or future leaves nothing to be said,
Stop chasing fireworks and build constellations instead,
Because tomorrow morning you could fucking wake up dead.
It all started out when he was a teen,
A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, Requiem for a dream.
TV never did it but cinema helped his esteem,
For at least they had some meaning, or at least it would seem.
Being able to connect is something taken for granted,
It's not as hard as having a second head being implanted,
But at times it feels a struggle..
Maybe i became disenchanted.
Because the world as we know it is no watering hole.
Pedo rings and human trafficking fund the super bowl,
Material wealth is for suckers, Robin Hood why he stole,
Tell me now what you think about life without parole?
Ruminating past or future leaves nothing to be said,
Stop chasing fireworks and build constellations instead,
Because tomorrow morning you could fucking wake up dead.
It all started out when he was a teen,
A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, Requiem for a dream.
TV never did it but cinema helped his esteem,
For at least they had some meaning, or at least it would seem.
Being able to connect is something taken for granted,
It's not as hard as having a second head being implanted,
But at times it feels a struggle..
Maybe i became disenchanted.
Because the world as we know it is no watering hole.
Pedo rings and human trafficking fund the super bowl,
Material wealth is for suckers, Robin Hood why he stole,
Tell me now what you think about life without parole?
Sometimes it's good to turn off your head
Cuz life happens furious, quick like slick and you dead
Questions, wonderin why what is, is
All the while you gotta make your bread
Cuz life happens furious, quick like slick and you dead
Questions, wonderin why what is, is
All the while you gotta make your bread
I'd rather over think than under, but I see what you're mak'n.
And when it comes to my demise you won't hear me pray'n.
I've got good gear but shed no tears because I'm barley pay'n.
If you missed the starting gun, got hit-and-run you know what im say'n.
Because taking life as it comes is what we do in the city.
If you've been down and out or cut off route than I have no pity.
Because you're here with us not making fuss and boy is it windy.
That's what its all about is gaining sprout - without an ad hoc committee.
And when it comes to my demise you won't hear me pray'n.
I've got good gear but shed no tears because I'm barley pay'n.
If you missed the starting gun, got hit-and-run you know what im say'n.
Because taking life as it comes is what we do in the city.
If you've been down and out or cut off route than I have no pity.
Because you're here with us not making fuss and boy is it windy.
That's what its all about is gaining sprout - without an ad hoc committee.
I got them thoughts be floatin overhead
Take one to the head now I'm dead to the cred
Flingin rhymes all the time but at least they mine
Cuz I mine the prime time shine for my bread
And butter, I got it, or maybe two
You don't see me sad and blue too
Often, reason being I keep it softened
So that way it's easier to spread
Through the group mind, I think it's a crime
For the line time I deny reminds me to fly
Through the sky way up high til I die
Of exposure, and restart with a new mind
Take one to the head now I'm dead to the cred
Flingin rhymes all the time but at least they mine
Cuz I mine the prime time shine for my bread
And butter, I got it, or maybe two
You don't see me sad and blue too
Often, reason being I keep it softened
So that way it's easier to spread
Through the group mind, I think it's a crime
For the line time I deny reminds me to fly
Through the sky way up high til I die
Of exposure, and restart with a new mind
Shady's Fox
Bluelighter
I aint got time
To rhyme at this time
But someone should
*ahem madness*
To rhyme at this time
But someone should
*ahem madness*
Mr. Meowfish
Bluelighter
I attempted to start a Dissociative Poetry thread in Words, but that place seems done for when it comes to like minds. I've got a couple of more intricately written tracks/poems on there if you like the style. I'm bored as fuck constantly and want to share all the quality rhymes I've written. Hopefully someone enjoys. I didn't write 'em just for me.
This is a written chat I had back and forth with myself, on paper. I find it amusing. Hopefully you laugh chuckle and don't get offended, it's fucking silly and ridiculous.
My Ego and Me...
My ego and me
Never could see eye to eye
Took years to break free
Crazy fucker just wouldn't die
I don't mean to imply
The cats always bad news
But we find it mad disrespectful
When egotistical and confident get confused
This may sound completely illogical
But you have this guy in your head too
We both get loose
Fuck alarms we punch snooze
We're fam sometimes we gotta feud
Pick narcotics over food
Main difference tho, only one gets bruised
Confidence stays understated self regulated
No need to yell "This cat is the truth"
Egos still fun to rep occasionally
Yo Mr. Meowfish please report to this page
And structure a phrase most won't say
Showing us both how to catch wreck amazingly
What up G? How's the new Life now that You run this show? (Main part of my ego chatting with the others)
You know it's all love and respect
Most won't understand that all your friends are in your head so...
But we go to toe to toe even though
We know most goofy fucks will never step
This shits deeper than family we all know that
If you ever need some help ya know who to call
It's Mr. Meowfishy more like sushi...that raw
Known to be grimier than a Westland mall bathroom stall
So it's Meowfish on point like a freshie (slangs for a clean needle)
Been trip-cationing with some Hip Hop hiatusing
Some days still shitty I stay a bit testy
Females bitties, love to leave 'em all messy
Fucking pigs dying to arrest me... why test me?
My behavior...don't know where my best be
Still chill like a perfect wave flowing and cresting
Shout out to the homie Mr. Mexxypurrplexxing (another character in my head)
Resting, FUCK THAT... Shits for the weak
I'm bold, cold hearted and Mariana Trench deep
Been told the definition of freak
Me sticky fingered real boosters never linger
Gritty grimey slippery slimey so don't try me
Might fuck ya Moms two timey while sniffing a liney
Off such a nice MILFs heinie...Well blimey
With my beak, that's a nose ya goofy geek
Hit me up, if you need a sneaky fuck...even without the leak (PCP slang)
I stay wetter than oceans deep Uncensored fuck a beep
It's now a Meowfish write freely like I.P. (I.P. Freely)
This cats fresh sinsemilla somehow still mad seedy
Never greedy Fuck needy I'm takey
Not the one to test for fun
Way too fucking lazy to run
But still unafraid of dumb fucks who pull guns (Got shot at in Oakland last Christmas while painting, Friends fault - I just walked away while he ran)
Nice to have funds but even with none
Can make do, can you... with just 2 little bread crumbs
Maybe they're bread...but way better if bagel
Punk mother fuckers best step off my eggo (ego)
Your girl so Idaho she defines a potato
Not very nice but probably why I yell "Hey Ho"
At the shows yo, so chill bro I never lay low
Your ladies a proud slut no big deal... but a nice butt
She could be an endangered squirrel
After you... Still wouldn't give that bitch a nut
Fuck a rut I personally prefer the mutt
Pure bred is for rich pretentious dumb white fucks (I'm white - I just can't stand rich white people... so out of touch - I paint million dollar homes for work)
Who think when they die deserve mummified like King Tut
'Meh not so much, hope Meowfish don't catch no gruff
Signing off Joked enough... No matter who you are
Rich or Poor, King or Whore, such and such or Movie Star
These are just bars written to make us smile because they're dumb
Just like all of Us...Personality? I've got way more than one
And you know for my fellow disciples of the disco's I've always got Love
Don't get all whiney...the jokes are done
If you don't like the style, by all means talk shit - I would be thoroughly entertained to battle rap someone on here. Anytime crackers.
This is a written chat I had back and forth with myself, on paper. I find it amusing. Hopefully you laugh chuckle and don't get offended, it's fucking silly and ridiculous.
My Ego and Me...
My ego and me
Never could see eye to eye
Took years to break free
Crazy fucker just wouldn't die
I don't mean to imply
The cats always bad news
But we find it mad disrespectful
When egotistical and confident get confused
This may sound completely illogical
But you have this guy in your head too
We both get loose
Fuck alarms we punch snooze
We're fam sometimes we gotta feud
Pick narcotics over food
Main difference tho, only one gets bruised
Confidence stays understated self regulated
No need to yell "This cat is the truth"
Egos still fun to rep occasionally
Yo Mr. Meowfish please report to this page
And structure a phrase most won't say
Showing us both how to catch wreck amazingly
What up G? How's the new Life now that You run this show? (Main part of my ego chatting with the others)
You know it's all love and respect
Most won't understand that all your friends are in your head so...
But we go to toe to toe even though
We know most goofy fucks will never step
This shits deeper than family we all know that
If you ever need some help ya know who to call
It's Mr. Meowfishy more like sushi...that raw
Known to be grimier than a Westland mall bathroom stall
So it's Meowfish on point like a freshie (slangs for a clean needle)
Been trip-cationing with some Hip Hop hiatusing
Some days still shitty I stay a bit testy
Females bitties, love to leave 'em all messy
Fucking pigs dying to arrest me... why test me?
My behavior...don't know where my best be
Still chill like a perfect wave flowing and cresting
Shout out to the homie Mr. Mexxypurrplexxing (another character in my head)
Resting, FUCK THAT... Shits for the weak
I'm bold, cold hearted and Mariana Trench deep
Been told the definition of freak
Me sticky fingered real boosters never linger
Gritty grimey slippery slimey so don't try me
Might fuck ya Moms two timey while sniffing a liney
Off such a nice MILFs heinie...Well blimey
With my beak, that's a nose ya goofy geek
Hit me up, if you need a sneaky fuck...even without the leak (PCP slang)
I stay wetter than oceans deep Uncensored fuck a beep
It's now a Meowfish write freely like I.P. (I.P. Freely)
This cats fresh sinsemilla somehow still mad seedy
Never greedy Fuck needy I'm takey
Not the one to test for fun
Way too fucking lazy to run
But still unafraid of dumb fucks who pull guns (Got shot at in Oakland last Christmas while painting, Friends fault - I just walked away while he ran)
Nice to have funds but even with none
Can make do, can you... with just 2 little bread crumbs
Maybe they're bread...but way better if bagel
Punk mother fuckers best step off my eggo (ego)
Your girl so Idaho she defines a potato
Not very nice but probably why I yell "Hey Ho"
At the shows yo, so chill bro I never lay low
Your ladies a proud slut no big deal... but a nice butt
She could be an endangered squirrel
After you... Still wouldn't give that bitch a nut
Fuck a rut I personally prefer the mutt
Pure bred is for rich pretentious dumb white fucks (I'm white - I just can't stand rich white people... so out of touch - I paint million dollar homes for work)
Who think when they die deserve mummified like King Tut
'Meh not so much, hope Meowfish don't catch no gruff
Signing off Joked enough... No matter who you are
Rich or Poor, King or Whore, such and such or Movie Star
These are just bars written to make us smile because they're dumb
Just like all of Us...Personality? I've got way more than one
And you know for my fellow disciples of the disco's I've always got Love
Don't get all whiney...the jokes are done
If you don't like the style, by all means talk shit - I would be thoroughly entertained to battle rap someone on here. Anytime crackers.
Mr. Meowfish
Bluelighter
I'll add another shorter one that's in the same category of insanity. I tripped for 5+ years on MXE, PCP, and K - that's when I wrote these mainly, Dissociatives saved me from myself and saved my life. I regret nothing. I don't actually rhyme as Mr. Meowfish, I chose to not use my actual name and replaced it accordingly.
You M. seXXXy EEE. Fool...!!!
WOOOOOOoooOO...Meowfishy yo cracka ass so damn sexy (Other personality talking to Ego)
I know yo, lookin' fine tho like pillsbury dough...yes that white (This is a reply)
Why you be messin' when you should be undressin'?
We busy penning another Schizophrenic Dissociative Identic Confession
Damn, then Show us why you hella nice, (Dude just ain't right...)
Life can get so long and boring
Modern humanity, our culture leaves me snoring
Money and Women, no need but so alluring
My attention span not so enduring
It's so deplorable how I know I'm adorable
People just snorable, Narcotics I can score 'em though
Any place any time My worlds a ball of Disco ; )
Fuck cable, if legs are capable natures way finer
Plus I'm straight up high speed like fiber optics
Never wanted diamonds, been a miner or 49er
But keep varieties of priceless gems in my pocket
I just prefer their insuffilation into my nasal socket
Wanna buy a locket...I think you're looking for Polly (Polly Pocket...remember those annoying commercials?)
Wait a sec, I know that bird...bitch always chirps of crackers
Not me though, I'm just a snacker and a stoner
Turn hella caveman with some dust and a boner
Got no need for a car, no license...got a loaner?
Wish I was E.T. I'd rather phone Homer
The Odyssey of Simpson, Springfield's on my mind
I like to travel time, compounds I'm needing way more than dimes
Quite like Bill and Ted...Wish George Carlin was still alive (RIP)
In love with Trees, I stay fried, for them I constantly pine
Fuck all Pigs, Porky please...Bacon ain't got no spine
Or 9 lives like kitty cats, Meowfish got those...YA Damn right
Meow refined...You... 'Meh, maybe sometimes
I'm a revoked bar excommunicated for being too dope of a line
Couldn't keep time then realized it doesn't exist...Thanks Einstein
The truth can be glaring you in the eyes, too bad that bitch Lady Justice is Blind
When it comes to these Rappings, Just add a W, that's the stop sign
Every Day Mr. Fish writes for Meow is a gift like Christmas Time (For Meow = For Now)
You M. seXXXy EEE. Fool...!!!
WOOOOOOoooOO...Meowfishy yo cracka ass so damn sexy (Other personality talking to Ego)
I know yo, lookin' fine tho like pillsbury dough...yes that white (This is a reply)
Why you be messin' when you should be undressin'?
We busy penning another Schizophrenic Dissociative Identic Confession
Damn, then Show us why you hella nice, (Dude just ain't right...)
Life can get so long and boring
Modern humanity, our culture leaves me snoring
Money and Women, no need but so alluring
My attention span not so enduring
It's so deplorable how I know I'm adorable
People just snorable, Narcotics I can score 'em though
Any place any time My worlds a ball of Disco ; )
Fuck cable, if legs are capable natures way finer
Plus I'm straight up high speed like fiber optics
Never wanted diamonds, been a miner or 49er
But keep varieties of priceless gems in my pocket
I just prefer their insuffilation into my nasal socket
Wanna buy a locket...I think you're looking for Polly (Polly Pocket...remember those annoying commercials?)
Wait a sec, I know that bird...bitch always chirps of crackers
Not me though, I'm just a snacker and a stoner
Turn hella caveman with some dust and a boner
Got no need for a car, no license...got a loaner?
Wish I was E.T. I'd rather phone Homer
The Odyssey of Simpson, Springfield's on my mind
I like to travel time, compounds I'm needing way more than dimes
Quite like Bill and Ted...Wish George Carlin was still alive (RIP)
In love with Trees, I stay fried, for them I constantly pine
Fuck all Pigs, Porky please...Bacon ain't got no spine
Or 9 lives like kitty cats, Meowfish got those...YA Damn right
Meow refined...You... 'Meh, maybe sometimes
I'm a revoked bar excommunicated for being too dope of a line
Couldn't keep time then realized it doesn't exist...Thanks Einstein
The truth can be glaring you in the eyes, too bad that bitch Lady Justice is Blind
When it comes to these Rappings, Just add a W, that's the stop sign
Every Day Mr. Fish writes for Meow is a gift like Christmas Time (For Meow = For Now)
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Mr. Meowfish
Bluelighter
Dedicated to Artists that I respect...
Why fight for a city disrespectful, Get off the gluten free and ingest some Chemicals
No Brothers, I hug trees take showers, no Hippie or even been to a festival
I'm no rat, more Shark-Alligator mixed with Cat, Gaslamp killer the truth, just the facts...
A Doctor like Who with the raps, Keith was Kool like the Moon when the skies black
Mitch (Hedburg) still makes me laugh, I'm so fast in a Flash I appear slow
Not a Grand Master, Lord knows with words I've got Finesse though
So Dirt Nasty Simon says "Rex I need drugs" like LL's beat needs Necro
Cool J needs Love like an outro, Mad Sadistik... But no Poe, can't Kill The King but don't fret
I Rise Up like dot net, wish Eyedeas would return only Chemical Burns are left
Got 3rd Eye Vision for Hieroglyphics I'm a Mystic well read
Not a Journeyman, I just trip Egoless still puff out my chest
Need that sensi fuck the stress, probably drown from the wet
So much more, call me Doug E... my greens that Fresh
Got that BDE women won't forget, some of these bars are like prison that ignorant
Oi Oi the real Mccoy, like Dennis I'n a menace word bet
So fucking confident your ego can't do shit off topic I digress
I'm Slick... but no Ricky Part Morty, get 2 birds stoned at once swiftly
Departing earth shortly can't be bothered, I can be devilish and shifty
Life's a Grimm fairy tale, rather be the reaper than Mother Fucking Harry Potter
Respect Lysergimides like 25, fuck vinyl I come on blotter
Introspective green inside like David Banner, so ladies swallow this Rick Pickle
Don't want your daughter plain and simple, but tell her mamma I bite and tickle
Been told the dick is medicinal, fucked my ex thru her opiate detox quite literal
Need committal my mental is sick lost the plot, even chicken pox can't fuck with Meows cock
Like Hitch fuck Will Smith talking Alfred, to me The Birds love to flock
Asking how long can I last saying don't stop, this sign means no time restrictions
Taking longer than a Fugitive missing, so Motley Pamela left Tommy Lee for my diction
Even Harrison, talking George his ex wife Patti peeped the shaft
Fuck a Ford, I roll an Accord, we smoked a fatty in the back as she assumed the position
Even showed her my rendition of the white album, on her face, it's that abstract
Fuck cocaine and crack, that white girls overpriced and hella wack
The only smack I can think of leaves a red mark on any MILFs ass, no bullshittin'
I stay fried, straight trippin', and like to rhyme butt ass naked
I'll always have love for the ladies, but lately all they want is payment
So I Live alone in my head, don't give a fuck if I can pay rent
Don't need a gown to be mad elegant, I'm an arylcyclohexylamine hog gotta dose me like an elephant
Forgot the purpose now it's gone and why I was writin' this... Ah fuck it the point, long ago I missed it
I guess I'm just a linguistically inclined Dissociative Dissident, I lace up lines like shoestrings that intricate
I'm stuck on this Hip Hop like Fixodent, these bars are poisonous like water in Michigan...
So now you know for sure I'm a prick, just don't be a dick and choke on them.
Gotta go to bed, I got lost for a minute on this one and went wild. Some of that is years old, I blended some stuff writing it out. Shits silly as fuck. Ego raps where you talk about yourself are such a bizarre thing, but that's what the kids love... Mumble mumble, Xanax, mumble mumble mumble Codeine Bitches Lamborghini Bugatti... Meowfish out.
Why fight for a city disrespectful, Get off the gluten free and ingest some Chemicals
No Brothers, I hug trees take showers, no Hippie or even been to a festival
I'm no rat, more Shark-Alligator mixed with Cat, Gaslamp killer the truth, just the facts...
A Doctor like Who with the raps, Keith was Kool like the Moon when the skies black
Mitch (Hedburg) still makes me laugh, I'm so fast in a Flash I appear slow
Not a Grand Master, Lord knows with words I've got Finesse though
So Dirt Nasty Simon says "Rex I need drugs" like LL's beat needs Necro
Cool J needs Love like an outro, Mad Sadistik... But no Poe, can't Kill The King but don't fret
I Rise Up like dot net, wish Eyedeas would return only Chemical Burns are left
Got 3rd Eye Vision for Hieroglyphics I'm a Mystic well read
Not a Journeyman, I just trip Egoless still puff out my chest
Need that sensi fuck the stress, probably drown from the wet
So much more, call me Doug E... my greens that Fresh
Got that BDE women won't forget, some of these bars are like prison that ignorant
Oi Oi the real Mccoy, like Dennis I'n a menace word bet
So fucking confident your ego can't do shit off topic I digress
I'm Slick... but no Ricky Part Morty, get 2 birds stoned at once swiftly
Departing earth shortly can't be bothered, I can be devilish and shifty
Life's a Grimm fairy tale, rather be the reaper than Mother Fucking Harry Potter
Respect Lysergimides like 25, fuck vinyl I come on blotter
Introspective green inside like David Banner, so ladies swallow this Rick Pickle
Don't want your daughter plain and simple, but tell her mamma I bite and tickle
Been told the dick is medicinal, fucked my ex thru her opiate detox quite literal
Need committal my mental is sick lost the plot, even chicken pox can't fuck with Meows cock
Like Hitch fuck Will Smith talking Alfred, to me The Birds love to flock
Asking how long can I last saying don't stop, this sign means no time restrictions
Taking longer than a Fugitive missing, so Motley Pamela left Tommy Lee for my diction
Even Harrison, talking George his ex wife Patti peeped the shaft
Fuck a Ford, I roll an Accord, we smoked a fatty in the back as she assumed the position
Even showed her my rendition of the white album, on her face, it's that abstract
Fuck cocaine and crack, that white girls overpriced and hella wack
The only smack I can think of leaves a red mark on any MILFs ass, no bullshittin'
I stay fried, straight trippin', and like to rhyme butt ass naked
I'll always have love for the ladies, but lately all they want is payment
So I Live alone in my head, don't give a fuck if I can pay rent
Don't need a gown to be mad elegant, I'm an arylcyclohexylamine hog gotta dose me like an elephant
Forgot the purpose now it's gone and why I was writin' this... Ah fuck it the point, long ago I missed it
I guess I'm just a linguistically inclined Dissociative Dissident, I lace up lines like shoestrings that intricate
I'm stuck on this Hip Hop like Fixodent, these bars are poisonous like water in Michigan...
So now you know for sure I'm a prick, just don't be a dick and choke on them.
Gotta go to bed, I got lost for a minute on this one and went wild. Some of that is years old, I blended some stuff writing it out. Shits silly as fuck. Ego raps where you talk about yourself are such a bizarre thing, but that's what the kids love... Mumble mumble, Xanax, mumble mumble mumble Codeine Bitches Lamborghini Bugatti... Meowfish out.
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Nice man, I like those a lot. 
Reminds me of our dear departed vortech, he had some of the best.
Reminds me of our dear departed vortech, he had some of the best.