Creative Rap Zone vs. I'm smashing very eye catching ratatatat my shades of grey all matching

[QTpi]

Similar to Lyrically Speaking in Words, and inspired by Say the first thing that comes to mind in The Lounge, make a rhyme replying to the post above you.

I'll start!

I was the favorite sun,
But a big cost overrun,
Raiding fridges tipping over vases with a tommy gun,

Boy I was a lot of fun,
Top of class was number one,
Kidding I smoked weed and meth in class, by the metric ton.

This game is just for fun,
Eating many hunny bun,
Would be cool if this thing lasted with participation from everyone.

;p

 

[soundsystem00]

roses are red
violets are blue
you stole my fucking 00 from my name and did it on yours and copied me and that sucks because what the fuck
i hate you

 

[QTpi]

LOL

My little boy,
play with your toy,
Before I go to your house and computer destroy.

 

[Shady's Fox]

what the fuck yo

stop rhyming save the oxygen and let the right one to breath

you question your own existence cuz u lonely and have no friends

better save the toy and the house or the loungers will break your motherboard in half

 

[Captain.Heroin]

pls cum visit WORDS if you like wut U c hear pls kthx

and good idea madness

 

[soundsystem00]

wiggity wigitty

wack

all these nacka's

are talkin smack

 

[Kaden_Nite]

Bought some rhymes from ebay, think I paid like tree fiddy
But I may have overpaid cause they sounded real shitty
Thought they sounded witty till I tried to rap on stage and a bottle nearly hit me,
A dog fucking bit me
And I was evicted from my city

 

[QTpi]

Sad life KN, hope it gets better.
I've got my own problems with a biddy never met her.
All I know is she phat, big titties in a sweater.
I bet the pussy smell like tuna mixed with cheese, prolly cheddar.

Your raps are fine mate, at least they make sense.
But I wish the bottle hit you buddy, no offense.
I like watching pain let the gore commence.
Like children jumping off a shed on to a picket fence.

 

[QTpi]

Wow, you guys suck.
I'll just make this thread my own.
Give Shadowmeister a shower and throw CH a bone.

I will never let this die,
All the noobs i will pwn.
Throw paint cans out car windows and drop missiles from a drone.

 

[Xorkoth]

Intrested in dat shower
Then imma smoke flower
Aint got time for your bullshit
I got way too much power

Lawless ambition finds me there
I'm headed straight for the chair
Bitches be kissin my feet like
I aint just ripped off they underwear

I'm a man with a plan in a van by the stand
Of cypress, now give me a hand
With these bodies rotten
Now in case you forgotten

Fuck with me and I set you free
Of this life, love and liberty

 

[Captain.Heroin]

more like rape zone amirite #metoo

 

[Xorkoth]

Cable to the snake
My music aint no fake
But when I'm barely awake
You tryna take
My steak

That meat's my daily bread
Even if you give me head
It's destined for my belly
So turn back on your telly
And waste some more of your life
And nearly all of your cred

I cut the shit up
With knives with an edge
Of steel, serrated
Once more, lacerated
I drink my libations
Now I'm full

 

[QTpi]

Hello-kitty backpack on my back,
This leo owns the zodiac,
Give me one more wisecrack,
And watch me fucking kill the track.

Back to the block; J-lo,
Make your face out of play-doe,
Burn it down like a volcano,
Sinking your ship like a teredo.

Mr. Meister disregard,
Of mine a fan, a diehard,
With this rhyme i'll leave him scarred,
And throw him in the junkyard.

This bashing blow is overdue,
Zap your brain like Pikachu,
Hippy got loot who'd a knew,
Stashing gold in Timbuktu.

Jiggity-jag i rip it up,
Fix your face, buttercup,
Make you my bitch make you my pup,
Killed the track? Fucking YUP.

 

[Xorkoth]

You stepping to me?
Then truly
In madness you be
I shank with trees while I slip you them bees
Til yo eyes no longer see
As seriously

Then apart from the rest
You'll feel like the best
But illusory revelations
Foolish pride reinstated
Til you blinded by the swell in yo chest

At that point I'll return
With weapons to burn you in turn
Til you learn your place when I churn your remains
In the ground now aint that a shame

 

[QTpi]

Humble me oh humble me,
Please don't take me seriously,
I only have a bachelors degree,
And get teary eyed when listening to Vitamin C.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDM3eYp4KQ

 

[Xorkoth]

It's cool my bruv, I got only love
For your rhymes and your time
And for Kahlua with lime

Your degree, you see
Is important to me
Cuz when you catch me needin answers
Lookin over your shoulder is my plan of action
I like when you do the work for me

 

[Xorkoth]

Who got dem raps
I got a tube of dap
To fix up my roof
Meet me at the doof
That word's fucking weird

 

[Specified]

I may have been able to participate 22 yrs ago but now I'm 35 and too much drugs have ruined my brain.

I might try start up again, give me something to do in this boring life.

 

[w01fg4ng]

You think you're bored but you can't get stiff
You're like Charmin, soft with a limp wrist

You think you're immortal but no one bumps your shit
This that loud, take a hit

I'll show you the meaning of depressed, your mind in arrest
I'm in your head, killing your rest

Get some sleep you fucking sheep
You're washed up dried out and can't stand the heat

 

[Xorkoth]

Rata tat tat, watch out for my gat
You patsys be slinging cheese like you was fat, see?
The ill chill to the pills I swill
Leaves me satisfied til I get my fill

Dosing tryptamines, seein archetypal themes
I can handle but you bitches start to ramble
Flip yo shit makin scenes while you rubbin out cream
Eliciting screams from unsuspecting feems