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[TheUltimateFixx]

so my advertising has an impact... I see...

Well you fit the gay 'bear' category so there's plenty blokes would be into your look.

... I'm one for twinks, myself. Too bad I can't date me.

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

Why are there so many sad bastards with more money than sense? 10k could have got him a full night with several high class 'escorts' and lashings of booze and drugs.

What a cupid stunt...

I think these are basically your stalker types who get obsessed with some particular girl's looks and get it into their head that they're having some special relationship etc
That's why if I was a woman I'd NEVER agree to meet those creeps no matter what they were willing to pay.

 

[Pickledlemons]

I feel sorry for guys like that. I mean its obvious that they cant get real feminine attention for a reason but still... we dont exactly choose who we are. Makes me sad these people are so desperate for attention theyd spend what to me is a year of rent on a single date.

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

... I'm randomly wondering why you're called lemon when that picture clearly shows a lime XD

 

[Pickledlemons]

... I'm randomly wondering why you're called lemon when that picture clearly shows a lime XD

Because its pickled obviously haha

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

Because its pickled obviously haha

?? I pickle lemons because I make a lot of Middle Eastern recipes calling for them. . They stay yellow when pickled -?!

 

[Pickledlemons]

tbh I didn't know people actually pickled lemons... it just came to me. but now I know!

@simstim will be interested in this revelation.

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

oh yeah if you like Moroccan / Lebanese cuisine
PS hit me up if you want a super side dish for your next BBQ