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OK..Eating Ass...Why? The sensation doesn't warrant ass mouth

Definitely not rape mate on either side. Trust me. She was very submissive and liked it but it just hurt. I stopped the second she was clearly in pain.
If you knew her you'd understand... Shame you'll never ber the chanve as she was my fiancée who died a month before our wedding of an overdose.
She was my best friend and I'll never meet anyone like her.
My sincerest condolences axe battler.<3
 
Trump had no, nor gave any misinformation.

If some one likes to lick the old balloon knot, more power to them, it's not my thing but hey, if it turns you or the girl on, why not?
I watched Trump lie daily bro....Seriously gtfo of here with that bullshit...you inject cleaning chemicals...Call it the "China Virus" ? Maybe Instead of Black Lives Matter? It was Burn loot and murder? Listen Trump lied and a bunch of motherfuckers died...You're free to believe as you please and I support and will defend your right to your opinion.. But facts are supported by evidence and the verdict is in bud..Trump was a habitual liar and CIA bureaus worth of misinformation b r=I .[

Trump had no, nor gave any misinformation.

If some one likes to lick the old balloon knot, more power to them, it's not my thing but hey, if it turns you or the girl on, why not?
 
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@matteric27 and @LordOfThisWorld and @iridescentblack: no more off topic Trump discussion in SLR/This Thread please. Any further Trump posts will be deleted and a warning issued. Thanks for your understanding. You can talk about him all you want in CEPS. We’re not pro- or anti-Trump here. We just want to keep discussions limited to Sex, Love & Relationships like the label says.
 
@matteric27 and @LordOfThisWorld and @iridescentblack: no more off topic Trump discussion in SLR/This Thread please. Any further Trump posts will be deleted and a warning issued. Thanks for your understanding. You can talk about him all you want in CEPS. We’re not pro- or anti-Trump here. We just want to keep discussions limited to Sex, Love & Relationships like the label says.
@Atelier3 post deleted, sorry.
 
Now let’s talk about eating some ass!

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Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell

Never talking
Just keeps walking
spreading his magic

Evil power disappears
Demons worry when the wizard is near
He turns tears into joy
Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by

Never talking
Just keeps walking
spreading his magic

Sun is shining, clouds have gone by
All the people give a happy sigh
He has passed by, giving his sign
Left all the people feeling so fine

Never talking
Just keeps walking
spreading his magic



Yeah ass eating or screwing is not for me.

Those lyrics are dedicated to you @The Wizard of the Creek , spreading your magic, everyone's happy when you walk by.:)
 
Don't you ever think a girls big booty, when you're running upstairs naked to the bedroom after starting downstairs, you just wanna shove your face in there? I seriously don't mind arse licking and even like it. It's dirty (hopefully not ACTUALLY dirty/shitty) and animalistic and I find women like it as a rule.
I quite like receiving (not as much) but if if I'm being wanked and kissed all over my thigh and arsehole Nd that whole area. When a girl is worshipping you like what how can you grumble??
 
OMG THANK YOU!!! Fuckn hell! Everyone in my irl social circles is so pro-ass play and I do not fucking understand! For me it is, always has been and always will be a HARD NO. They're all like "errr you just haven't had someone do it properly yet". Ummm NO. It's just really really uncomfortable and not pleasurable for me in the slightest. It actually makes me so angry because I have been pressured in to anal sex and anal play (me eating the other person's ass and/or them eating my ass) SO MANY TIMES BEFORE which is essentially rape if you want to get technical about it, because SO MANY people have been like "let's do it, you'll like it, come on, you'll like it I promise" and I've always been like "No I don't like it, NO it's a hard no for me, NO thank you I don't enjoy it, NO no no no NO NO NO okay FINE if it will make you SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT" :mad:

*sigh*

Okay I am going to go and have a valium and sulk on the couch and watch some Netflix now :mad:
#triggered #analrape
I know this was a minute ago but you're okay right. . like being pressured to do anything you don't want to sucks , let alone some ass mouth or penetration when you are like...look mfer I'm cool...no way , I'm sorry I skimmed your reply earlier...you're feelings matter and so do your. Boundaries...be good my friend....mb
 
Don't you ever think a girls big booty, when you're running upstairs naked to the bedroom after starting downstairs, you just wanna shove your face in there? I seriously don't mind arse licking and even like it. It's dirty (hopefully not ACTUALLY dirty/shitty) and animalistic and I find women like it as a rule.
I quite like receiving (not as much) but if if I'm being wanked and kissed all over my thigh and arsehole Nd that whole area. When a girl is worshipping you like what how can you grumble??
Again I know I posted this awhile back but I gets a little buzzed and bizzy...I'm sorry homie ...yeah I support you liking a consenting, clean partner to ass mouth with ...just try to hit that crest all whitening formula before we chat....mmmmkay?
 
turds come outta there....that's all you really need to know to keep your mouth away from there right?

i wonder every time i see porn with a gaping asshole too....like i know the chick's hot, but im sure she doesn't shit any prettier than i do

and doesn't that kinda stink when you gape it open like that?

and how dare you put that thing in your mouth right after it was in your ass

i usually just fast forward through all that
My man...I ain't licking no acehole, gaping no ace hole ...but I have a girl I love , who likes anal sex...I love this woman...I bought like a dual density as life like dilly dang dang do as I could find ...King cock yall ....put that motherfucker in a harness bro... nope...I was like goddammit...do the girl dude...I just heard Captain America ..Steve mfn Rogers ...say...in fairness, I was like dude you need to lay off that dope my man . To myself...I heard him again ... Avengers...Assem....I did it.... held back s full body puke spasm while she sure as shit didn't hold back and had an orgasm....I'm a fucking dumb mfer...walked out dejected , a slight smear on me donger....the shit we do for a good woman
 
I don't get the logic behind this.

It kinda seems like you could make exactly the same argument about a blowjob. That if a guy would get one from a woman he might want one from a man too. Only for some reason.. people don't seem to make that argument.
 
My man...I ain't licking no acehole, gaping no ace hole ...but I have a girl I love , who likes anal sex...I love this woman...I bought like a dual density as life like dilly dang dang do as I could find ...King cock yall ....put that motherfucker in a harness bro... nope...I was like goddammit...do the girl dude...I just heard Captain America ..Steve mfn Rogers ...say...in fairness, I was like dude you need to lay off that dope my man . To myself...I heard him again ... Avengers...Assem....I did it.... held back s full body puke spasm while she sure as shit didn't hold back and had an orgasm....I'm a fucking dumb mfer...walked out dejected , a slight smear on me donger....the shit we do for a good woman

OMG 😂😅🤣😆

You remind me of Leon (black dude):

 
“Rimming” as it’s referred to by the pros, is all the rage with the youths of today. It’s all about eating buttholes now. Some kids have ate their first ass before they even had their first French kiss.

It gives me the heebie-jeebies. I don’t ever want my wife anywhere near my asshole and I certainly don’t want my oil checked or changed. I’ll take a little lick off my girl’s butthole sometimes if I’m eating her out, but I don’t focus on that or dwell there too long. Plus, eating ass is a great way to get pinkeye, and it’s also a great way to give each other worms!

Now for the harm reduction:

You’ll want to skip eating ass if you or your partner is dealing with any of the following:
  • gas
  • diarrhea
  • constipation
  • bleeding
  • open sores, including hemorrhoids
  • digestive infections
  • cold sores
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Big fan of you bro
 
tl;dr omg I can't believe I just wrote all this... I'm never smoking pot and coming into SLR again.

I'm a gay man and I love topping, so I'll gladly stick my dick in an ass if he's my lover/partner, but put my mouth on it? Nope nope nope. I've been rimmed a few times and it was pleasurable but not in a way that really computes with sex. Kind of like getting a nice oil massage on your back, or a foot rub. It's great, but it doesn't translate to omg I'm about to have an orgasm, or omg my hole is ready to get fucked! I've rimmed two guys in my whole life, once each. One was right after he showered when I told him I wanted to rim him so he better be super clean down there. The other one was while we were in the shower. It honestly did nothing for me and I was mildly grossed out the whole time.

And there's guys in the gay community who will rim an ass no matter what state it's in. I just... can't deal with that. No shaming intended, but wtf? My good friend is a sexual health nurse in gay ville and he treats men every week who have parasite infections from rimming. In my city, e. histolytica, an amoebic infection, is the 5th most common STI for this reason! But what can be said about it? Some guys like eating out pussy, some like eating out ass. Is it fair to expect them to ever stop?

And then there's bottoms you won't even let you fuck them unless you rim them for 20 mins first. Like... it's mandatory to "get it nice and worked up." I might use a finger or two to do some ass play, but honestly it just grosses me out. My other friends who are tops say I'm a lousy top, but I can't help it. I am just so turned off by even the slightest shit residue. If I pull my finger out and there is shit smell or heaven forbid a SPEC of shit they neglected to douche, then bye bye boner and sex entirely! I wish I was straight ONLY because pussy seems so much cleaner in that way... but I guess that's irrelevant since so many straight people do anal anyway.

On the gay dating apps, where it lists that I'm a top, I get so many random photos of close ups on assholes from random bottoms that I literally wrote in my profile: STOP SENDING ME CLOSE UPS OF YOUR ASSHOLE I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT. Porn has programmed all the gays to think that rimming is this natural segue into getting fucked. Sometimes I have what I call "anthropology moments" when I become out of body and just objectively consider the human experience - this body, what we look like, what interests us, what we do with all this - and the whole thing is ridiculous. Like, it's absurd really. I kind of can't believe that when I get turned on I really want to stick my dick in the hole that someone shits out of... but that's life with a dick for you. "You want me to stick what in where?!" So... I grant some grace to all the men out there who love rimming said shit holes because, although I'm not into it whatsoever, I'm into my own things, and those things appear bizarre or gross to others, who in turn have their own things that make zero sense to me.

I mean, there's porn out there that is just 30 minutes of one guy rimming another guy. What's worse than rimming? Oh, I know, watching rimming porn! I don't get it? When I find a whole guy hot, the idea of being inside of him in the context of fucking his whole beautiful, hot body, makes sense to me, and therefore his ass makes sense to me from a dick penetration perspective. But an anus just floating in space, with no body? What is there to like?? I also don't like rimming because you can't fucking see anything. Your vision is blocked by ass! I mean, wtf is the point???? It's not logical I guess. Why is anyone attracted to what they're attracted to?

Anyway... I think I went into way too much detail here lol but it would be a shame to delete it all now. Enjoy motherfuckers!
 
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