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Off Topic Thread ver. Maybe you should beat off to your own ass?

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NickyJ

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I just moderated :D


In other news,

doublefisting.jpg
 
^ I want to make pizza dough this week, get myself some yeast and prove the dough and everything :)

lol, fear of an empty glass. Sometime when I get back into town I go to the pub and order 2 middies so that I can have a beer but stay under the BAL and continue driving. Lots of times the barstaff are like, wtf? I just say 'One for each hand ;)'
 
I made pizza once, but I really only like it as a quick snack and making it takes too long :p
 
Making a pizza is surprisingly more involved than you'd expect. But totally worth it :D


I just had a flash back to the Goon and Coon picnic from 2007, this is what happened, literally:

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damn, i was hoping to make a new thread... :(

i was going to call it

Off Topic Thread ver posting other peoples pics is the new black!
 
Woooo, 1 more week of work, then Phuket for 10 days :)
 
aaaahh Phuket, my mind goes back to memories of Chang beer, scooters and massages - usually in that order too
 
wtf is up with the name of this thread?! i don't get it :(
beat off to your own ass?

is it some sort of meme i don't know about?


in other news, its a lovely day.
 
It's when you don't have any porn but you need some material to inspire you. You stand with your back to a mirror and check out your own ass while you beat off. FFS, do I have to explain everything to you people?? Surely that was obvious!


:D


P.S For further information on this topic, I HIGHLY recommend watching the movie Haggard. Do yourself a favour and watch it asap :D
 
righto, it was literal.

if i use two mirrors and angled them correctly it looks like i'm fuckin myself! :D


ew, ghey.
this aint cool.
 
^ As gay as that is, it's also the most intelligent idea you've ever had :D
 
fuck you need to get a job if you are smashing one out in between 2 mirrors and getting off on it.
 
I've always thought being sexually attracted to yourself would be really convenient, if nothing else.
 
P.S For further information on this topic, I HIGHLY recommend watching the movie Haggard. Do yourself a favour and watch it asap :D

Nice one!

Outside of myself and a couple of my good buddies you are the only person I know to have seen that movie.

Reverse Microwave FTW!
 
^ how old is this movie.... i thought that idea up a few years ago. not saying they stole it.... great minds and all that jazz...



fuck you need to get a job if you are smashing one out in between 2 mirrors and getting off on it.
who says it isn't my job?! :|
 
oh and,

has anyone else seen that ad for the mens touch-up-hair dye where the chick is at the front door asking for milk, he jumps off the balcony onto a passing truck, gets milk and the hair-dye, somehow gets back up to his apartment, dyes his hair then gives her the milk and says "was there anything else?" ;)

the look the chick has at the end is so hilariously weird.
fuckin gets me everytime
 
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