^ I want to make pizza dough this week, get myself some yeast and prove the dough and everything
lol, fear of an empty glass. Sometime when I get back into town I go to the pub and order 2 middies so that I can have a beer but stay under the BAL and continue driving. Lots of times the barstaff are like, wtf? I just say 'One for each hand '
It's when you don't have any porn but you need some material to inspire you. You stand with your back to a mirror and check out your own ass while you beat off. FFS, do I have to explain everything to you people?? Surely that was obvious!
P.S For further information on this topic, I HIGHLY recommend watching the movie Haggard. Do yourself a favour and watch it asap
has anyone else seen that ad for the mens touch-up-hair dye where the chick is at the front door asking for milk, he jumps off the balcony onto a passing truck, gets milk and the hair-dye, somehow gets back up to his apartment, dyes his hair then gives her the milk and says "was there anything else?"
the look the chick has at the end is so hilariously weird.
fuckin gets me everytime